Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, December 10, 2007

Oh, Lord, WTF Is it Now?

Over the last few years, you may have heard of the "213 Things That Skippy Is Not Allowed to Do in the United States Army."

Things like: "I may not use public masturbation as a tool to demonstrate a flaw in a command decision" and "must not valiantly push officers onto hand grenades to save the squad."

Well, he has a blog.

1 comment:

BadTux said...

He also has another blog I believe which is a bit more, uhm, how shall I put it. Subversive? Political? Hmm.