Words of Advice:

"We have it totally under control. It's one person coming from China. It's going to be just fine." -- Donald Trump, 1/22/2020

“We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here..and isn't it refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama."
-- Trump Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 2/25/20

"I don't take responsibility for anything." --Donald Trump, 3/13/20

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Monday, December 17, 2007

"Ho Ho Ho" in Triplicate, But Only For Three Weeks

If you work in Fort Fumble and if you want to have any Xmas decorations around your office, you can only have them up for three weeks and if you want to do that or have a party, you need to fill out the special request form. And you need to submit drawing of how you're going to set up for the party, including tables and such.

No, this is not a joke. There really is a form. And Santa Claus cannot rappel down from the Pentagon, because they don't want the Easter Bunny or the Hannukha Guy to do it.

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