"Ho Ho Ho" in Triplicate, But Only For Three Weeks

If you work in Fort Fumble and if you want to have any Xmas decorations around your office, you can only have them up for three weeks and if you want to do that or have a party, you need to fill out the special request form. And you need to submit drawing of how you're going to set up for the party, including tables and such.

No, this is not a joke. There really is a form. And Santa Claus cannot rappel down from the Pentagon, because they don't want the Easter Bunny or the Hannukha Guy to do it.