Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, December 29, 2007

Chimpy the Dunderheaded

Seems that there was a provision in a funding bill for the Defense Department that Bush didn't like, so he's pocket-vetoing the bill. You know, the bill that he was so insistent on getting passed? That one.

Of course, he didn't tell his butt-monkeys in the Senate that he didn't like a provision in the authorization bill. For if he had, those toadies would have saluted and removed it.

Of course, if it were me running the Senate, I'd point out that since the Senate remains in session, Bush cannot pocket-veto the authorization bill and I'd argue that without his signing it, the bill is now law.

But that's just me. I see no reason to try and get along with Chimpy at this point.

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