Words of Advice:

"We have it totally under control. It's one person coming from China. It's going to be just fine." -- Donald Trump, 1/22/2020

“We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here..and isn't it refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama."
-- Trump Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 2/25/20

"I don't take responsibility for anything." --Donald Trump, 3/13/20

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

"How to Raise Sluts" Probably Wasn't a Good Working Title

Plans to publish Lynne Spears's book on child-raising were put on hold.

Lynne Spears is the mother of Britney, of "do lots of drugs and shave my head" fame. Britney's younger sister, Jamie, is 16 and 12 weeks pregnant.

Jamie was apparently named after her father, Jamie. Good thing for her that his name wasn't Beauregard. Or maybe not, for she might not have gotten knocked up.

(H/T to Wyatt)

2 comments:

BadTux said...

Bwhahah! Yeah, I saw this one pass by on Teh Google News but I don't do celebrity soma so didn't post it. Didn't stop me from having a giggle at the thought of the Spears' girls' mommy writing (or rather having someone ghost-write) a book on parenting...

Comrade Misfit said...

I don't usually do celebrity gossip, either, but this item was just calling out for an application of snark.