Words of Advice:

"We have it totally under control. It's one person coming from China. It's going to be just fine." -- Donald Trump, 1/22/2020

“We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here..and isn't it refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama."
-- Trump Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 2/25/20

"I don't take responsibility for anything." --Donald Trump, 3/13/20

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Saturday, December 15, 2007

Officer Fife Loses His Case

The cop who arrested a woman who was swearing when her toilet overflowed lost his case in court. The woman was acquitted.

I gather that there is not much crime going on in West Scranton, PA, when a cop can take the time to arrest a woman for swearing in her own home and the case actually goes in front of a judge. If things are that quiet in West Scranton, then maybe they ought to think about laying off some of the cops.

I would recommend that they consider starting with Officer Fife.

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