Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
1 comment:
I wish I was surprised by this.
I'm Christian. I'm Republican. I don't buy the whole evolution theory* and I think Huckabee is an idiot.
The worst part: He's my #3 choice in the Republican primary. If it's obvious that the Paul and Thompson are doomed by the time we get to a Michigan primary I might as well vote as a Democrat in that one. Too bad Obamma pulled out of our primary.
*: Evlolution as a theory is in its infancy. We never get stuff right on the first go-round. Remember the "plum pudding" model of the atom? Yeah, seems logical, but it isn't quite right. Evolution can explain a number of things, like how a species adapted to a specific enviroment. However, the math nerd in me freaks out when you've got to deal with a "jump" between species. A baby pops out, has a totally different genetic structure due to random mutations, and somehow finds another new offspring that matches it and is suitable for reproduction.
The fantasy world of X-Men is more probable than this. At least then the mutation was only a few genes, not introduction or reduction of chromosomes that would kick the mutants into a different species.
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