Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, December 21, 2007

Lowering the Bar on Hypocrisy; Foreign Policy Edition

"My hope, of course, is that Russia is a country which understands there needs to be checks and balances and free and fair elections and vibrant press, that they understand Western values based upon human rights and human dignity ...values that will lead to a better country,"-- George W. Bush at his press conference, December 20, 2007

This is just too funny. The whole thrust of the Bush Administration has been to dismantle all checks and balances that would impede its actions. The McJackboot Administration has done everything it can to cloak its operations from scrutiny by Congress, the judiciary, the press and the public. They have classified and re-classified everything they can and they probably would have classified the Rand-McNally Road Atlas if they could have found a way to do it. And the very last thing they believe in is free and fair elections, the track record of the Republican Party in 2000, 2002, and 2004 have shown that.

If anything, George Bush and his henchmen are green with envy at everything that Vladimir Putin has been able to do in Russia to squelch political dissent and the Russian press.

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