Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Oh, This is Rich; Consultant Edition

Democrats are seeking to rein in the fees they pay to consultants.

Considering how well some of these consultants have served past candidates, you'd think that most of them would now be sitting outside of Au Bon Pain in Harvard Square, begging for spare change. Their payment should have been being taken out into a dark alley and being given the brutal beatings that they so richly deserved.

Those "highly paid stars" have proven to be skilled at losing presidential elections. Going back to the same group of chuckleheads in the hope that they might get it right this time is close to being a textbook definition of insanity.

2 comments:

BobG said...

I think both parties are being overcharged; either one would be better served if they would just have one of their own get in touch with real people.

Comrade Misfit said...

Bob, the last thing that any of those politicians want to do is talk to real people.