Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, December 22, 2007

Catch 22: Torture Tapes Edition

The CIA, of course, is denying that they stiffed the 9/11 Commission.

The CIA held people in secret prisons and tortured them. The operative word here is "secret" and it doesn't take a Willard Romney to understand what that word means. What the CIA is saying is that because the 9/11 Commission didn't ask to see the tapes of secret torture sessions of unknown prisoners in black prisons, the CIA is off the hook for not furnishing documentation.

That, of course, is utter bullshit.

UPDATE: Yes, the 9/11 Commission did indeed ask for information on interrogations.

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