Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, July 7, 2025

Another Putin Executive “Retires”

Russia’s former transport minister has died from a gunshot wound just hours after Vladimir Putin sacked him.

The body of Roman Starovoit, the ex-minister, was found in his car in a Moscow suburb. He appeared to have killed himself, Russia’s investigative committee said in a statement
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Yes, he shot himself in the back of the head, four times, from 6 feet away. I guess that shoving him out of a 10th floor window wouldn't send the right message to other minions.

You can bet that the fuhrer of Mar-a-Lago is on the phone to Noem and Patel, saying: "Did you see what Putin had done? Why can't you do that for me?"

Sunday, July 6, 2025

Über-Rich Nazi Wants His Own Party

Elon Musk said he’s carrying out his threat to form a new political party after his fissure with President Donald Trump, announcing the America Party in response to the president’s sweeping tax cuts law.

He claims to be a centrist...

...but he's the clown who was throwing Nazi salutes and he poured money into Germany's neo-Nazi party. He claims "no donors", which means that this new party will be his toy. It'll be something for him to use to piss off Trump, up until the point where Trump has him denaturalized on trumped-up charges of visa fraud and nationalizes SpaceX on the grounds of national security.

It probably won't come to anything, as he has the attention span of a golden retriever.

Your Sunday Morning Hybrid Noise

A P2V-7 Neptune:



When I was a kid, some adult told me about the flight of the Truculent Turtle andtold me that he was on the crew. Over a decade later, I looked it up in a large library and read the original coverage of the flight. Of course, he wasn't on it.

Mike Johnson to Texas Flood Victims: Fuck You, Yer On Yer Own

That's pretty much his message, but he gussied it up with the usual blather about thoughts and prayers.

In other words:

Patel Turns the FBI into a Trumpist Goon Squad

They're getting rid of agents whose only offense was having a friend on Trump's enemies list.

Remember, when you see an FBI agent, you're seeing a political operative with a gun, not a cop. You're seeing a representative of a rotten and politically corrupt agency that is just as evil as it was when Hoover was running things.

Saturday, July 5, 2025

ICE is Now America's Secret Police

Something you should read and consider. The ICEstapo is operating on the principle of "arrest everybody."

Do you work for ICE? Fuck you, you goddamned Nazi pissants.

Fuck the New York Times. Now and Forever.

They printed an editorial carping about Trump's politicization of the FBI. (Free to read).

Trump didn't hide any of this. He made it clear all along that he was going to use the might of the Federal government, including the FBI and the DoJ, to persecute and exact retribution on his political enemies, real or imaginary. But all they could carp about during the election was "zOMG!!1! Biden's old!!!1!". And they were so, so mad that he wouldn't talk to them.

Anyone with a quarter of a working prefrontal cortex could have seen this coming. Rosemary Kennedy could have seen this coming. But not the NYT, they were willfully blind. The paper's management and owners are prime example of the saying that the only difference between an elitist and a white supremacist is money. They were fine with Trump's grifting and passing tax custs and everything else as long as it didn't imact them. But now they're seeing their gardeners and maids and contractos being hauled away and they're now into hand-wring about that Trump is doing and they are so worried.

Well, fuck them. Fuck them up their asses with the Pulitzer Prizes in their display case. Do that daily and until the Universe ends.

Caturday