Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

"
If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Speaking of Absolute Dickishness

How the health insurance industry is proclaiming that they think health insurance reform is a good thing, while they are quietly working behind the scenes to kill it, including by funneling money to the teabaggers.

Mo surprise that the leading company in this two-faced dance of betrayal is Blue Cross.

What also torqued me off today is what Carly Fiorina, one of the Repulsivan candidates for Senate in California (you may recall that she is the one who couldn't be troubled to bother to vote in an election for most of her adult life because she was, in part, too busy running HP into the crapper) said this morning in the GOP Saturday morning response, which is the polite term for "a pack of complete fabrications belched out over the nation's airwaves."

This is, in part, what she said
:
We wonder if we are heading down a path where the federal government will at first suggest and then mandate new standards for prevention and treatment. Do we really want government bureaucrats rather than doctors dictating how we prevent and treat something like breast cancer?
Got a news flash for you, Carly: Most people have health insurance bureaucrats dictating how diseases are treated. It would take Carly all of fifteen seconds with Google to find a raft of stories about people who had treatments denied by health insurance bureaucrats.

Beyond that, Carly, here is a second news flash: My doctors do not dictate a fucking thing to me. They can make recommendations, sure, but it's my body and my call. Which is as it should be for everyone. But we all know how much in love the party of Hooverites is with authority figures, so it shouldn't be any surprise that they think people act as though the doctors are in charge.

Learning an Old Lesson

From the 27 Articles of T.E. Lawrence:
15. Do not try to do too much with your own hands. Better the Arabs do it tolerably than that you do it perfectly. It is their war, and you are to help them, not to win it for them. Actually, also, under the very odd conditions of Arabia, your practical work will not be as good as, perhaps, you think it is.
It is a lesson that our army seems to be slowly learning, at least in Iraq.

Yeah, I'm Sure There Was Nothing At All Untoward About This

Nothing whatsoever.
A spokesman for Senator Max Baucus, Democrat of Montana, said early Saturday that the senator nominated his girlfriend, a lawyer who worked for him at the time, for a United States attorney position last March.
Ah, the snark just writes itself, sometimes. It's not just that one of the senators who represent the health insurance companies tried to get his girlfriend the job of US attorney back home, it's also that he did get her a job in the Department of Justice. There is no mention whether she got a job as a political appointee (which is marginally OK) or as a career employee (which would be a completely dickish move).

And it is probably no coincidence that Baucus's office released this story late on a Friday, hoping that it wold be forgotten within a day.

Snarking about all that is about as easy as this:



It's not not hard.

Anyway, it's going to be interesting to see what happens in fifteen years when that girl finds this video of her dad making fun of her.

But here is what I don't understand: It was apparently OK for Sen. Baucus to pull strings to get his girlfriend a job, but it was an ethical violation for Sen. Ensign to pull strings to get his mistress's husband a job? Does that make much sense to anyone?

Fame is Fleeting

From the "didn't you used to be" files, a story of the time when one of the most feared men in radio journalism was forgotten by almost everyone.

Caturday!

Ah, another Caturday. Gracie is looking somewhat bleary-eyed.


George, the one and only. The cat that, fo me, defines "cattitude."


The Catnip bar is now open!

Eight Million Times

That's how often that Sprint provided tracking data to the cops in a one year period.

Sprint is the third place cellular provider, behind Verizon and AT&T. They each have over 80 million customers, Sprint has 48 million. T-Mobile is a distant fourth with 33 million; the resy of the myriad providers are pretty much pissants by comparison.

8 million requests out of 48 million customers. Either Sprint attracts some real hard-cases for its customers or the entire "let the cops track who they want" system is seriously out of whack. I don't buy the "thousands of pings per surveillance order", not unless they were pinging the phones every minute of every hour of every day.

And I have serious doubts that Sprint is demanding warrants from the cops.

(H/T)

Friday, December 4, 2009

You'll Have to Wait Another Ten Years.

For zombies, it seems.

Born-Again Imbecile

How do people like this man manage to walk in the rain without drowning?
In the opinion of Arlington Mayor Russell Wiseman, President Barack Obama's speech on Tuesday night on the war in Afghanistan was deliberately timed to block the Christian message of the "Peanuts" television Christmas special.

Wiseman made the statements on his Facebook page, where he declared Obama to be a Muslim.
ABC will air "A Charlie Brown Christmas" on December 8th and December 15th, something that apparently escaped this idiot's attention.

Every time President Obama does something that hacks me off, bigoted idiots such as Mayor McSpooge of Arlington, Tennessee surface to show that the other side is still far, far worse.

Why Does the FBI Need a Suppressed 20mm Rifle?

They are buying two of them.

Does anyone know why the FBI is buying these things? With the suppressor, they are over $16,000 apiece, with most of the options that the Feebies want.

(H/T)

There Is a Reason

There is a solid reason why those who know anything at all about computers tend to regard the words "the average user" as a synonym for "idiot".

I'm just sayin'.

The Choice For Bankers

These are the choices for the bankers and the investment houses:
  1. Drop your objections to the creation of the Consumer Financial Protection Agency; or
  2. Fight the creation of the CFPA, get your loyal servants in the Congress to kill it (you know, the guys who are supposed to be representing us, but take lots of bribes campaign contributions from you) and then
  3. When you finish off the destruction of the middle class and things really go to hell, you will all end up (a) dangling by your necks from lamp-posts; (b) being placed in front of impromptu firing squads (a la Nicholae Ceauşescu); or (c) being hacked to death by angry mobs and then having your bodies hung upside down (a la Mussolini).
The choice is yours, guys. If you think that you can continue to rig the system so that you take and take and take without any recourse, you will be proven wrong. Your financial recklessness and your repeated whine of "save us, government, we are too big to fail" will not be tolerated forever.

Even the party of Hoover is slowly starting to figure out that being seen as the pet dogs of the banks is becoming a sure-fire way to lose elections. Your three biggest butt-monkeys on the Democratic side of the aisle, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd and Chuck Schumer, will see the light, as well, and will abandon your overfed asses to the rage and vengeance of the people.

We all know that the reason why Bank of America is paying back $45 billion in TARP money is so that they can get out from under the eyes of the Treasury Department and resume their rapacious practices. Everyone in this country who has a credit card has recently received notices from all of those loan sharks banks of how they are jacking up the rates. We all know that the banks' newly announced plans to loan money to small businesses is just a cover to deflect public anger from their longstanding policy of "hooray for me and fuck you."

Public tolerance won't last forever.

Dick Cheney Now Has a Roommate?

Headline: Polanski Is Transferred to Undisclosed Location

I can understand why Polanski might be upset by this. He only drugged and raped a girl, while Cheney drugged and raped an entire constitutional system of government and laws.

Two Speakers

It seems as though one state assembly will have a gay speaker. The speaker of another state house has resigned following being outed as a full-on adulterer (and after failing to kill himself).

They belong to different parties. No prizes for guessing which.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

One Telling Factoid

For all of the gnashing of teeth of the Right on Afghanistan, bet you won't hear them acknowledge that this Administration is more than tripling the number of troops that were in-country when Chimpy bugged out of D.C.

Another Fine Whine

The 30 pro-rape senators in the GOP are not happy that Sen. Al Franken made them cast votes supporting rape.

Cry me a fucking river.

"Tactical" Absurdity

I've riffed on this before, more than once.

Now there is even bacon for the mall-ninjas. At sixteen bucks a can, the shade of PT Barnum must be laughing his head off.

Comcast

In the great consumer rip-off that was the change to digital TV, one of the points during the "everyone has to get a converter" flap was that if you had cable, you didn't have to worry about it.

But now you do, at least if you have Comcast. You have to get a cable box, even if all you have is "expanded basic" and you don't subscribe to any of the premium channels. And it doesn't help you if you have a digital TV or DVR/VCR, because you still need the frelling box. I gather that means that you can forget about setting your DVR/VCR to record things on different channels, since everything has to go through the damn cable box. Oh, and if you have more than one TV, then Comcast is going to tack on an additional rent charge for more than one of those frelling boxes.

One of the things that Comcast is doing, at least in this area, is "guaranteeing" appointments. That apparently is in reaction to the competition from both Verizon FIOS and local cable start-ups, both of which have had considerable success in taking away disaffected customers. (The "guarantee" doesn't apparently mean anything; you won't get back the day's pay you lost waiting for the cable guy to show up, nor will you be able to bust a cap in the ass of his boss.)

I don't know what it is with Comcast. I've been pissed off at them ever since they bought out the locals and began with the "we're giving you two more channels because we like you" routine, followed, in a month or two, by "we're raising your rates four bucks". Residential users are not customers to Comcast, they are a crop: Supply them with cable, fertilize them with bullshit and harvest money.

Then there is the fact that where I work, we have high-speed internet through Comcast. The rates for business internet and home expanded basic cable are not significantly different, but the customer service could not be more different. If I call them up for a business issue, their customer service could not be more helpful. Those guys really do try. But try to get an answer from the residential services side of Comcast and it's as though you called up Dale's Happy House of Retards to consult on the design of a new nuclear reactor.

So now I have to truck on down to their offices and pick up a stinking box and disassemble my TV cabinet and wire it in and have another remote and each time I use it, you can bet your ass that I will pissed off once more at Comcast and be hoping that Verizon gets FIOS into this area pretty damned soon.

I hate Comcast.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Black Friday Flash Fiction

Patricia Abbott, a writer, ran a Black Friday flash fiction challenge. It was sort of based on both Black Friday and the People of Wal-Mart blog.

This story is, by far, my favorite of the ones I've read. I didn't think it would be possible to write a hard-boiled type story about Black Friday, but Dan O'Shea pulled it off.

A Fine Royal Whine

From Erik Prince, founder of Blackwater, who feels that his company has been "thrown under the bus."

Yeah, that can happen when you richly earn a reputation for running a pack of trigger-happy goons. This quote in the story, reprised from 2008, was classic Blackwater arrogance:
"The experience we've had would certainly be a disincentive to any other companies that want to step in and put their entire business at risk."
It's more of a disincentive to run people off the road and shoot into crowds of fleeing civilians. Blackwater's offenses ran from major homicides committed by its employees to stupidly offensive stunts such as freezing up plastic bottles of water and then throwing them at pedestrians.

Blackwater's problems were of their own making.
Another young Marine major referred to Blackwater’s conduct on September 16 [2007] as another demonstration of their practice of “spray and pray.” “Lighting up an entire city block because a car engine backfires,” he said, “doesn’t protect lives; it endangers the lives of American soldiers performing a mission in Iraq.”
$2 million in legal bills each month sounds low, considering all the crimes and misdeeds that Blackwater has alleged to have been behind. Death by litigation: Cry me a river.

Amateurs Worry About Tactics,
Professionals Worry About Logistics

So let's talk logistics.

President Obama has ordered roughly two more divisions into Afghanistan. I'm having a rough time trying to figure out what the rate of supply is for an Army division in combat.

A US Army division in Europe during WW2 consumed about 600+ tons of goods a day, which was ten times or so of the rate of consumption from WW1. I've seen reports that 1,000 tons a day is a rough working figure.

A standard 40' shipping container can hold 30 tons (short tons, about 26.7 metric tons) of cargo. A thousand tons of stuff would take 34 containers a day. That may include fuel, so we can cut the number of containers and add in tanker trucks, probably a lot more tanker trucks to support the mechanized vehicles and helicopters. Two divisions, at least 70 more trucks of stuff have to arrive in Afghanistan each day and my wholly unsupported guess would be maybe 100 truckloads. That's just to support the additional guys, you can quadruple that for the amount of cargo needed to support all of the foreign forces and we are also supplying the Afghan Army, so maybe quintuple that.

That is a shitload of stuff.

Go look at a map of South and Central Asia. See if you can find how the stuff gets to Afghanistan. There are few options to move that amount of stuff other than by ship to Karachi and then by truck into Afghanistan, a supply line that runs more or less right through territory disputed by Islamic militants. Afghanistan has no railroad network of note, but, as experience from back in the days of T.E. Lawrence has shown, railroads are very vulnerable to demolition devices. The trucking supply line has been attacked by militants before and most assuredly will be again.

Stuff cannot be shipped in through Iran. It may be possible to send supplies through Russia and the neighboring `stans, but the price extracted by those nations may be too high and the transshipment of war supplies through Russia may be politically untouchable, even for the Russian government.

Even if all that stuff can be sent without sporadic interdiction by the militants, there is still the issue that we are propping up arguably the most corrupt national government in the world, a government that will assuredly fall as quickly as did the government of President Najibullah after the Red Army left.

Pakistan, regardless of how much our government prods them, is still playing a lesser version of the Great Game with India. The object of their version of the Great Game, as it was between the British and Russian Empires, is control of Afghanistan. Pakistan fought three formal wars with India (all of which they lost) and has been sponsoring a sputtering guerrilla war over Kashmir for decades.

Elements of Pakistan's intelligence service have always seen the Taliban as a counterweight to India. They may be closer to recognizing that the militants recognize no borders whatsoever and that the militants now see Pakistan itself as a prize to be won. Pakistan's offensive in South Waziristan has apparently done little other than force the militants to relocate. As any study of any insurgency-type war will show, measuring how much territory a uniformed army claims to control is a false metric. In any event, the Pakistanis are concerned about their own militants, not the Afghan Taliban.

You have little chance of winning a counter-insurgency war if your enemy has a place where they can regroup, rearm, retrain and where you cannot go. That is the situation now. If Pakistan will not commit to helping to defeat the Afghan Taliban, then it matters little if the President sends in 30,000 more troops or 100,000.

I Wasn't Going to Blog on Tiger Woods

And I still won't.

Yet it's worth watching the Daily Show make fun of the cable news fools.

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I presume that they won't let the "Goldman's Got a Gun" story go without several minutes of snark.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

The Speech

Two things: First, the speech was a huge STFU to the Bush defenders, especially the Torturer, of the "you guys have fucked this up and now I have to fix this" tone. Second, the defense of the Karzai government was about as thin as could be. The underlying message to the Afghan government was pretty much "get your shit together."

It should be clear to the world that we've gone from a president who was a semi-literate chickenhawk/wannabee cowboy to a president who knows he has a dirty job to finish off.

Too much hinges on Pakistan. If the Pakistani government keeps on covertly supporting the Taliban, which they have done all along, I don't see how this can end well.

Waiting for Obama's Speech on Afghanistan

I have to admit that I am not at all happy that President Obama is giving the speech at West Point. Using the military as a backdrop is something that I very much disliked President Bush for and I am not pleased to see this president following in those footprints.

Let's Do This Thing!
Bring It On!

Senior Goldman people have loaded up on firearms and are now equipped to defend themselves if there is a populist uprising against the bank.
The article is loaded with errors, but those are sort of gunnie technical. One, though, is that CCW permits are "hard to get". If you're a regular schmo living in NYC, good luck with getting a carry permit, but they've always been readily available to the rich and well-connected.

It's going to be fun, though, when the folks at Goldman find out that pistols are noisy to shoot, will make their hands dirty and they have to be cleaned! As Amy Poehler noted, those birds won't even touch the handles of their car doors. I suspect that most of those pasty-faced bankers have never before held a handgun in their lives and now they are going to get competent with them to the point of being able to shoot them at someone? The safest place to be when one of those guys starts firing may be to stand right in front of the the intended target!

But where, though, have we seen this before? Oh, yes, it's coming to me: There were stories from the Great Depression about rich people buying machine guns to protect their mansions.

The folks at Goldman are fools and little shows it as well as this news story. From "doing God's work" to now arming themselves and letting the news leak out that they are really afraid of being held to account for their crimes all go to show an institution that is seriously out of touch.

Now It is "The Black Screen of Death"

Hooray for Windows!

Obama's Preacher of Hate

Rick Warren has his fingerprints all over a proposal in Uganda to execute gays. But that level of hatred is just peachy with the Right, so don't expect to see any outrage on Fixed News.

What the Hell, They Are Out of Ideas, Anyway


Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP

On Hunting

It has been a very long time since I last took to the woods with a rifle. I used to hunt fairly regularly. But my opinions on it have not changed.

As I see it, there are three broad categories to hunting... (Click the link for the story.)

Evil is Stupid

"[My interrogator] thought that New Jersey is paradise on Earth."

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It would be a laugh riot if it were not all true.

Monday, November 30, 2009

zOMG!!! Socialism!!!1!

Socialist fire departments!



These two guys have also taken on the police and the military

(Posted by request.)

You Gotta Be Shitting Me!

Of all of the issues facing the country (and the planet), guess which burning issue the House Homeland Stupidity Committee is going to hold hearings on? If you guessed "the White House party crashers", award yourself the Gold Star for Cynicism:
The chairman of the House Homeland Security Committee has called the Secret Service director and the couple who crashed a White House state dinner to testify at a hearing this Thursday.
Yeah, that's a burning issue, all right, one that will take all of six minutes for the Director of the SS to fix: "All you fuckers had better remember next time to double-check the guest list or you'll find yourself permanently assigned to the sub-sub-sub field office in Freeze Yer Nuts Off, Alaska, like Smithers, here. Dress warm, Smithers."

But no. Some moronic publicity hound of a congressman from some pissant state, the one with the lowest educational levels in the nation, is going to glom onto this issue as a way of getting his ugly mug on the cable news shows.

The Hard Bigotry of Old Europe

Another country where "freedom" means "you are free to think only the way we do":
Switzerland today became the first country in Europe to vote to curb the religious practices of Muslims when a referendum banning the construction of minarets on mosques was backed by a solid majority.

The surprise result, banning minarets in a country that has only four mosques with minarets and no major problems with Islamist militancy, stunned the Swiss establishment, which was bracing itself for a backlash in the Middle East.
So, what is next for Switzerland? ID cards that identify the holder as Muslim, perhaps? Maybe making them wear identifying symbols on their clothing?

Care to bet that there will be no shortage of Wingnuts in this country who will applaud the Swiss for their religious intolerance?

Laptop Help

I need to buy a new one. It's going to be a Winders machine (AppleBots and LinuxHeads, don't even start with me).

Question: XP or Windows 7? My only concern is that XP is going off extended support in less than five years (my current laptop is six years old). I'd rather not be in a position where I have to buy one because the OS is timing out.

There are some decent sales today, I need advice.

Looking for a Post on Tiger Woods?

Then go elsewhere. I really don't give a shit about any of the "sports stars", as long as they aren't out committing major felonies.

Oh, the Fiscal Hypocrisy!

WASHINGTON - A day before he is scheduled to announce a new strategy in Afghanistan, President Obama is under increasing pressure to explain how his administration intends to pay the rising costs of military operations in Afghanistan, which average about $3.6 billion per month.

Both Republicans and Democrats pressed the issue yesterday, previewing the political minefield that Obama will face when he addresses the nation from West Point tomorrow. Key Republicans said they intend to support him on his expected plan to send more troops, but called on him to curb domestic spending on items they oppose.
You didn't see any of those "key Republicans" uttering a peep between 2000 and 2009 about the cost of the wars or fretting about how to pay for either the wars or the costs of caring for wounded veterans for the next 90 years. Nope, they were silent as church mice as George W. Bush became the first president to wholly fund two wars on the national credit cards. No special war taxes or excise taxes or even war bond drives. No calls to conserve resources, none of that "share the cost" shit from ol' Chimpy, it was "go shopping and have a good time, America, for the end of Days is coming anyway, so who cares about that long-term deficit shit."

But now, oh, see the GOP wail about the cost and how "it must be paid for" by cutting social services in the middle of a severe recession. The health care debate is not going to get put aside, as Sen. Lugar wants. Putting aside the health care debate means killing it, and that is what the Senators from the Health Insurance Industry party of Hoover want to do.

GOP Presidential Candidate Commuted Sentence of Suspected Cop-Killer

Mike Huckabee was the guy who let the perp who is suspected of capping four cops yesterday out of prison, where the perp was doing a 95-year stretch:
Clemmons, who had a lengthy prison sentence commuted by former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee nearly a decade ago, became the prime target Sunday in the search for the killer of Lakewood Police Sgt. Mark Renninger, 39; and Officers Ronald Owens, 37; Tina Griswold, 40; and Greg Richards 42.
Huckabee is going to find out what it feels like to be "Willie Hortoned" by his competitors for the nomination next time around.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

I Told You Not To Trust Those Fuckers.

I did, indeed. I told you not to trust those fuckers behind Battlestar Galactica. I said so here and here and here.

But no, people had to go and get the DVD for "The Plan" anyway. And there are regrets being expressed.

Fools, all of them. The series finale was the biggest ass-fucking ever given to a loyal viewing audience since the "it was only a dream" fuck-over of "Dallas".

I reserve the right to (a) dump heavy amounts of snark and scorn on anyone who is gullible enough to watch either "The Plan" or "Caprica"; or (b) sell them a timeshare on Kobol.

A Libertarian Vacation Paradise



(H/T to a friend)

Get Real on Unicom

There is probably some stupid shit in the Airman's Information Manual or other aviation books about using call signs on Unicom at uncontrolled airports. Pay no heed to them.

First off, nobody, other than maybe the person at the desk, cares what your call sign is. It's not as though anyone is going to get close enough to read it in the pattern.

What is important is what kind of airplane you are flying and where you are. Hearing "1234 Tango is downwind" tells everyone else on the frequency nothing. If you see another airplane on downwind, you have no idea if it is 34 Tango. But if you hear "Cessna on downwind", at least you'll know if you see a Cherokee that there is another airplane out there. If your airplane is painted a color other than predominantly white, it wouldn't hurt to mention that as well.

Ditch the call signs, though.

And, for the love of God, if you have one of those airplanes with a long-bladed controllable-pitch prop, don't push the blue knob in until you are on final with your power well back. Nobody living around the airport wants to hear that ear-splitting screech and it just shows everyone that you are a brain-dead putz.

It also wouldn't hurt, on departure, to pull the prop back just 100rmp or so after you've raised the gear and you are 1,000' AGL or so.

Don't Fuck With Santa

For you do so at your peril.

One In Four Children

One in four children are receiving food stamps. One in eight adults are, as well.

This map of unemployment by county may suggest why
. If you push "play", you can see many counties go from nearly full employment to 10% unemployment and worse.

At Least This Guy Wasn't Reportedly Yelling "Allahu Akbar"

Four cops were gunned down this morning at a coffee shop in a suburb of Tacoma, Washington.

All four were wearing body armor, which says to me that the shooter was either using a weapon that was powerful enough to blow through a kevlar vest or he was calm enough to engage four armed cops and head-shoot all of them. I wouldn't want to bet any serious money on this guy living long enough for a trial.

What Do They Call It When They Yank a M.D.'s License

They "disbar" lawyers and "defrock" priests. Do they "de(white)coat" them? Deboard them?

Any suggestions? (It's warmed up and I am off to the airport.)

Saturday, November 28, 2009

At Least He Wasn't Yelling "Allahu Akbar"

For if he was, you'd have heard a lot more about this creep who was building pipe bombs in Ohio.
A former neighbor said Campano had a stream of creepy visitors to his apartment and often railed against the government.
So, let's recap what we've learned: Anti-government Wingnut builds pipe bombs and the national reaction is "meh." But oh, if he had been a Muslim, care to bet how many hours of coverage Fox News would be dedicating to it?

Wanted! Dead or Alive!

The cops are on the lookout for ol' Bullwinkle J. Moose.

A MAN arrested for allegedly murdering his wife has been cleared - after cops pinned the blame on a MOOSE.
That ignoramus act of his was pretty convincing. It fooled a lot of people.

It Was True 13 Years Ago

Lawrence Krauss wrote an opinion piece 13 years ago that contained this quote:
[T]he increasingly blatant nature of the nonsense uttered with impunity in public discourse is chilling. Our democratic society is imperiled as much by this as any other single threat, regardless of whether the origins of the nonsense are religious fanaticism, simple ignorance or personal gain.
It is even more true today. We have recently finished eight years of a presidency in which the chief executive was a religious fanatic who was a scientific know-nothing and whom took great pride in his ignorance. His political party may very well choose, as its candidate in 2012, a woman who, in comparison to George W. Bush, makes him look like a Carnegie-Mellon physicist.

When it comes to religion, people are entitled to believe whatever the hell they want, no argument. What they are not entitled to is their own facts. They are not entitled to cloak their religious beliefs with the the law. They are not entitled to ram their religious ideology down the throats of others.

When they use their ideology as the basis for policy decisions, then they endanger us all. I have very little doubt that George Bush's famed indifference to the fate of the planet had much to do with his apparent religious belief that the end of days is very near. We wasted almost a decade of effort to mitigate climate change because that ignorant bag of spooge was putrefying in the Oval Office. Thanks to the delays foisted upon us by Bush's ignorance (and Cheney's greed), the effort will be harder and more costly.

Palin seems to be cut of the same cloth, a despoiler of the world because she thinks it will end soon.

The Bushification of Canada, Part 2

They say they are going to change the ordinance, but I;m betting that they are just trying to run the clock out. Or, in plain-speech, they are lying.
The [Vancouver] ordinance prohibits the posting of signs that aren’t approved by the city, except for those celebrating the 2010 Winter Olympics. The law applies in a 40-block area downtown.

The city also won provincial approval giving enforcement officials the right to enter private homes and businesses on 24- hours’ notice and remove any offending signs at the owner’s expense. An earlier law required two weeks’ notice.
If I lived there, I'd be really tempted to paint the side of my house with the Pepsi logo on one side and "Coke Sucks, Support Freedom of Speech" on the other side. It's really amusing how almost every government that trumpets "freedom of speech" interprets that to mean "speech we agree with, otherwise, shut the frell up."

I once thought Canada was a bastion of freedom and liberty. But it seems that they will sell their ideas out for Olympic gelt as fast as possible.

The Bushification of Canada

Canadian customs goons are now asking foreign reporters what they are going to cover. They seem to be really paranoid that somebody is going to write something nasty about the 2010 Winter Olympics.

They must have been taking lessons from either our Department of Homeland Stupidity or from the Soviet Union's customs inspectors.

News Flash: Egotistical, Self-Absorbed Elderly Blowhard Mulls Over Running for the U.S. Senate

Admittedly, the title of this blog post doesn't limit the field very much. But in this case, it is about the Green Party of CT is "trying" to persuade a certain bag of pus named Ralph Nader to run for the U.S. Senate next year. Nader's main political impact is to work to ensure that Republicans get elected by siphoning off just enough votes from Democrats to ensure a GOP victory.

So you can be sure that if he does run, the Republicans will pump just enough money his way to make certain he has some impact on the contest.

Friday, November 27, 2009

No Surprise to This Study's Results


Domino's Scientists Test Limits Of What Humans Will Eat

Also:

9 Drawn & Quartered at a Renaissance Fair.
Unfortunately, those clowns in the "Free Credit Report dot Com" commercials were not among the victims.

Support Your Local Child Rapist

At least if he is some famous director:
Nothing will repair the days he has spent in prison. Nothing will erase the immense, unbelievable injustice he has been subjected to. Nothing will take away the hysteria of those ones who have never stopped pouring contempt upon him, hounding him through hatred and asking for his punishment as if we were living the darkest and most ferocious hours of the McCarthysm era all over again.
Roman Polanski drugged, raped and sodomized a 13-year old girl. John Cole has the right of it. This willingness of the self-styled intellectuals and auteurs to overlook just what Polanski did because he is one of them is simply disgusting. I have no doubt that many of the same people who are tripping over themselves to embrace Polanski would recoil in horror if they had to shake the hand of a pedophile such as the late John J. Geoghan.

Hypocrites, the lot of them.

The Annual Running of the Morons

So, did any of you Gentle Readers participate in the human stampedes "doorbusters" of Black Friday? I saw that J.C. Penney was opening at 4AM; the first people through the doors at that ungodly hour should have been trucked right to the local Dim Bulb Warehouse. The executives who decided to open at that time (all of whom were probably home asleep at 0400) should have been shot.

They'd have to be selling $100 bills for $5 apiece (limit, one thousand per customer) in order to get me out to stand in that line.

On the other hand, maybe we need a gazillion people to go out and spend heedlessly, since Dubai is kind of defaulting on $59 billion in debt. Though, when you have that level of debt, they'll call it anything other than a "default" and they'll be more than happy to do what it takes, even if it is "extend and pretend" that it will be repaid. Good luck doing that with your mortgage or credit cards, though.

Update: Some of the news reports said that brainwashed imbeciles people began lining up at some Best Buy stores at noon on Thursday in order to save a few clams on laptops. If a potential guest told me that he couldn't come to Thanksgiving dinner because he was going to stand on line overnight at some big-box store, well, I don't think I'd be associating with them on a regular basis.

Plunderers of the Poor

Remind me, please, why it was so necessary to bail out AIG at 100 cents on the dollar and to allow them to hand out huge-ass bonuses to the crews of those financial pirates. I am not really seeing a reason as to why we shouldn't have instituted a financial version of the Terror:
Middlesboro and Clinton are two tiny, impoverished towns in southern Kentucky with a combined population of 12,000. In 2008, Middlesboro's per capita income was $13,189 a year, only a few hundred dollars more than the average worker earned in third-world Mexico. That is if they were lucky to even get a job. Real unemployment hovers somewhere around 30%, and the state is so broke that half the people eligible for unemployment benefits can't receive them. Life may be tough and most people live in poverty, but that doesn't mean they can't be made a little poorer. That's the lesson locals learned after bailed-out insurance villain AIG took over their water utility and instantly raised rates to squeeze an extra $1 million in profits out of its new customers, forcing some to consider choosing between running water and food.
I know, "capitalism" and "free market" and so on. But there is no such thing as a free market in the supply of water and sewage services. Those utilities around the nation (and, for that matter, our roads) were built by public companies with public money. To now allow a bunch of vampiric pirates, such as AIG, to fatten themselves on the bones of those least able to pay is beyond immoral.

More From the People Who Think They Are The Moral Authority

Damning, indeed.
LONDON — The Roman Catholic Church and the police in Ireland systematically colluded in covering up decades of child sex abuse by priests in Dublin, according to a scathing report released Thursday.

The cover-ups spanned the tenures of four Dublin archbishops and continued through to the mid-1990s and beyond, even after the church was beginning to admit to its failings and had professed that it was confronting abuse by its priests.

But rather than helping the victims, the church was concerned only with “the maintenance of secrecy, the avoidance of scandal, the protection of the reputation of the church, and the preservation of its assets,” said the 700-page report, prepared by a group appointed by the Irish government and called the Commission of Investigation Into the Catholic Archdiocese of Dublin.

In a statement, the current archbishop, Diarmuid Martin, acknowledged the “revolting story” of abuses that the report detailed, saying, “No words of apology will ever be sufficient.” He added, “The report highlights devastating failings of the past.”
"Of the past," my ass. It went on for decades and the reach back may only be ended because the victims of the far past are all dead. It only became "of the past" because the scandal finally broke in this country and it slowly became unfashionable around most of the Western world to continue to cover up for those saintly kiddie rapers.

And yet, these same frock-wearing child-rapers and their high-ranking protectors think that they have the moral authority to pass judgment on me and people like me, to deny the validity of our existences and to devalue our relationships?

Bullshit.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

The Alternate Universe Thanksgiving



(H/T)

The Partisan

Enjoy Your Roasted Huexolotlin Today

That is their original Aztec name, where they had been domesticated for centuries before the Spanish invasion. They were brought to Europe from Mexico by the Spaniards in the 16th Century. The birds eventually made it to the Ottoman Empire, where they were known ans "indis" and were raised on farms. Once grown, they were exported to western Europe where, at least in Britain, they became known as "turkeys".

Those live turkeys were then brought back to New England to provide the settlers with a taste of home. Then they were bred with the local varieties and, of course, selective breeding over the centuries have resulted in a bird that is far removed from either the native North America turkeys or their Aztec cousins.

But they are good eating, nonetheless.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Scientific Snark

Reasonably good snark:
The past decade recorded nine of the warmest years in recent history as well as the rapid dwindling of Arctic sea ice, surely the result of imminent global cooling if climate change contrarians are to be believed.
There may be dispute about what to do about climate change, but denying that the climate is changing is a pretty good indicator of Wingnut Know-Nothingism or that one has bought into "the science is not proven" obfuscatory tactics of the oil, gas and coal industries, which is a tactic remarkably similar to those employed by Big Tobacco for decades.