Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.
Showing posts with label My god can beat up your god. Show all posts
Showing posts with label My god can beat up your god. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 1, 2025

Word


The three of them are all professed believers in Jesus, who preached about welcoming strangers, feeding the hungry, caring for the sick and the despised. They do none of that.

They are going to all burn in Hell.

And if you are one of those chortling over DeSantis's Dachau, then so will you.

Thursday, May 8, 2025

One Plus for Da Pope

I'm not Catholic. I'm not Christian. So I guess it's fair to say that I don't have a side in the discussion about the new pope.

But I will say this: Anyone who can cause Laura Loomer to lose her fucking mind is alright by me.

Habismus Don't Give a Fuck

White smoke poured out of the Sistine Chapel chimney Thursday, signaling that a pope has been elected to lead the Catholic Church.

Even old guys can't stand being locked out of PornHub for long, it would seem.

Saturday, May 3, 2025

Why Catholics Are Not Now Pillaging and Burning Mar-a-Lago is Beyond My Understanding

One would think that this would be deeply insulting, if not downright blasphemous.

If a reporter asked him what he thought of the Bible, he'd say something along the lines of: "It's a very good book, the best ever. Lots of meaningful stories."

Monday, April 21, 2025

And Now Starting the Meme Timer

Just waiting for the "J.D. Vance killed the Pope" memes to start.

I'm not sure if "pope-killer" is much of an upgrade over "couch-fucker," though.

Wednesday, October 2, 2024

L'Shana Tovah 5785


It's been a tough year. This post, from nearly sixteen years ago, explains why.

Sunday, September 29, 2024

The HMFIC of the First Church of Child Molestation Has an Opinion About Morality

Pope Francis suggested Sunday that Israel’s attacks in Gaza and Lebanon have been “immoral” and disproportionate, saying its military domination has gone beyond the rules of war.

Francis was asked en route home from Belgium about Israel’s targeted killing of one of Hezbollah’s founding members, Hassan Nasrallah. Friday’s strike in Beirut targeted an area greater than a city block and reduced several residential buildings to rubble, and at least six other deaths have been confirmed.

Francis didn’t mention Israel by name and said he was speaking in general terms. But he said that “the defense must always be proportionate to the attack.

Right, as if that's a philosophy that we have followed. Ever. A philosophy of warfighting, American style, is "anything worth killing is worth overkilling."

If an enemy hides military assets under/behind civilian infrastructure and people, well, that's just how the cookie crumbles. Hezbollah's HQ was a legitimate military target, as was their now-dead commander, and they hid the HQ under civilian apartment buildings. Israel is in a region of the world that operates under Hama Rules and, when an enemy's clear goal is genocide, the gloves come off.

Tuesday, July 30, 2024

Imagine This

Imagine that Vice President Harris declared that she wasn't a Christian. Imagine the subsequent uproar from the press, the conservatives, and the Christian Taliban.

Yet Orange Felon^34, last Friday, told "my beautiful Christians" that he wasn't Christian. This from a guy who hawks $60 Bibles. His declaration of a lack of faith sank like a stone in a pool of magma. Not a peep out of anyone.

It may have been lost in his promise to not hold elections after 2024. But one might have expected that one of those featherweight journalists might have noticed.

Thursday, June 27, 2024

This Christian Nationalist Religious Indoctrination in Baja Kansas Is Brought to You by the TOFF and His Supremes

Oklahoma’s top education official ordered public schools Thursday to incorporate the Bible into lessons for grades 5 through 12, the latest effort by conservatives to incorporate religion into classrooms.

The directive drew immediate condemnation from civil rights groups and supporters of the separation of church and state, with some calling it an abuse of power and a violation of the U.S. Constitution.

The order sent to districts across the state by Republican State Superintendent Ryan Walters says adherence to the mandate is compulsory and “immediate and strict compliance is expected."

Whose Bible, exactly? Which sect's version of it?

This is state-mandated religious indoctrination by the Christian Taliban, plain and simple. Anyone who says otherwise is lying. And I suppose that Walters is going to send in goons in jackboots and leather trenchcoats to ensure that his orders are being carried out.

Religious indoctrination of children, using state-sanctioned texts. How does this, in spirit, differ from Saudi-funded madrassas?

This is what you get since the Christian Nationalist bigots and the MAGAites have taken over the GOP. If you are OK with kids undergoing forced religious indoctrination, then I am sure of one thing: You are no American that the Founding Fathers would have recognized.

Tuesday, June 25, 2024

About Fucking Time, Haredi Ed

Israel’s Supreme Court on Tuesday ruled unanimously that the military must begin drafting ultra-Orthodox men for compulsory service, a landmark decision that could lead to the collapse of Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s governing coalition as Israel continues to wage war in Gaza.

The Haredi are parasites. Everything that the Right used to say about "welfare mamas" plopping kids and gaming the system to get money from the state goes triple for the Haredi. The majority of Israelis are secular and resent the nearly total free ride the Haredi get from the state. The insane political system in Israel gives minority parties like the ultra-Orthodox outsized power. So they inflict their views in society and bear none of the burdens.

Now the bill may be coming due. About time.

Sunday, June 23, 2024

Saturday, June 22, 2024

Bring on the Lawyers, Louisiana Ed.



That is correct. They are going to have to display all of them or pull down the Ten Commandments after enacting this stupid law. All Louisiana has done is to ensure that a lot of lawyers are going to be making a lot of money that will all be paid by the taxpayers of Louisiana.

Which will serve them right.

Saturday, April 13, 2024

Christian Bigots Never Think It'll Be Their Kids

Until it is their kids. One dad who bought into the Christianist hatred of LGBTQ changed his tune when it was his kid who was transgendered.

Good for him for getting past the crap that was taught to him by his hate-based church and letting his love for his child take over. Other members of the Church of Southern Slavers would have kicked the kid out of the house.

Monday, April 8, 2024

The International Association for the Protection of Child Molesters Wants to Lecture Us About Morals Some More

The Vatican has described the belief in gender fluidity as “a concession to the age-old temptation to make oneself God”, as it released an updated declaration of what the Catholic church regards as threats to human dignity.

Right. The organization that has provided safe havens for pedophile priests, monks and nuns for centuries; which was a participant in the Rwanda genocide; which has acquiesed to Putin's war of conquest; which did fuck-all during the Holocaust; which enslaved unmarried women and girls in "Magdalene homes"; and which willing participated in the genocide, cultural eradication, and enslaving of the survivors of Native populations around the globe wants lecture us about morals and human dignity?

Dear Holy Father of the Roman Catholic Church, you dress-wearing piece of moralistic shit: Go fuck yourself, along with everyone else in your self-styled church.

It's time to start taxing those motherfuckers.

Besides that, God loves people as they are? Is that his shitck? Where do they draw the line? Cleft palates? Club feet? Bad heart valves? Cosmetic surgery?

Saturday, March 9, 2024

The Pope Joins the Ranks of Putin’s Poodles, Advocates Surrendering to Evil

It's a church of cowards and kiddie-rapers.

I'm not Ukrainian and even I am outraged that the Pope is willing to entertain surrendering to the forces of pure evil. He should go see what happened in Bucha before talking again of surrender.

Saturday, March 2, 2024

Another Set of People That the Christian Taliban Would Prefer to See Dead

Transgendered veterans. Treating thm reduces the risk of suicide.

But the Christian Taliban, and not just them, would prefer to see them kill themselves.