Department of War? (and more)

So we're going to spend billions of dollars to change all the names, the signs, publications, and everything else to "the Department of War", all to assuage the wounded egos of Cadet Bone Spurs the Draft Dodger and Secretary Kegstand? And it's not even legal, Cabinet Departments and their names are doen by legislation.

Meanwhile, the Asset is cutting security assistance to those countries that would be the first to be invaded by his boss should Russia start another war of conquest. In this, he is clearly doing Putin's bidding. Putin's getting a lot for his inveestment.

One would think with President Demento, Discount Goebbels and the Puppy-Slayer deporting undocumented workers, that there would be more jobs available. But guess not. DLS reported the worst jobs report since the first time we were inflicted with the Fuhrer of Orange as President. The plain truth is that, given the constant uncertainty of what the Tangerine Mental Case is doing on a day-to-day basis, companies are loath to hire people they may have to lay off after they're eligible to collect unemployment.

Also, this is an argument for the first thing we should do is take guns away from straight white men:

Because you guys are clearly the ones who are the most dangerous.

And don't forget:

Pete Hegseth is a Stupid Suckup. Prove Me Wrong.

What he said:

"Let me read the bottom line here. President Trump directed the most complex and secretive military operation in history, and it was a resounding success resulting in a ceasefire agreement and the end of the 12 day war."

Two immediately come to mind: Operation Overlord and Operation Chromite. Compared to those operations, Operation Stormy Daniels Midnight Hammer was a fucking five-finger exercise.

But this is what happens when you have a sycophantic drunkard as Secretary of Defense. He's not speaking to the American people or to history, he is speaking to an audience of one. If the Groppenführer is pleased, it matters not what the rest of us think.

Hegseth's Not Going Anywhere

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth shared detailed information about forthcoming strikes in Yemen on March 15 in a private Signal group chat that included his wife, brother and personal lawyer, according to four people with knowledge of the chat.

Lots of pundits think this will be it for Hegseth (seen here getting dressed for work):

But I don't think so. The only thing that matters for Trump 2.0 is loyalty and Drunken Pete's loyal to his Orange God.

What’s a Little Wingnut Nepotism?

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s younger brother is serving in a key position inside the Pentagon as a Department of Homeland Security liaison and senior adviser, Hegseth’s office confirmed.

Yeah, he's super qualified, all right. Hundreds of thousands of Cederal workers are being DOGEd out of their jobs and this no-talent clown gets six-figures to be his brother's walking coatrack.

Wait, What?? (Updated)

I mean, we joke about the Trump administration, being staffed with Putin's Poodles, but not as blatantly as this. It appears to be genuine.

Nothing will be done, of course, because the House and Senate committees that might investigate this are utterly loyal to the GOP, rather than to the United States of America. And AG Bondi cares nothing for the rule of law or national security, only for the dictates of her orange overlord.

Those Stupid Fools and Their Cell Phones

The user information, including some passwords, Trump administration officials is available online.

The deeper people look into this, more inept and comically stupid the Trump administration seems to be.

What they did is a crime, there is nobody to prosecute the cases. For it's a same bet that somebody, be it the FSB or Mossad, was reading that chat in real time.

OK to Celebrate White Heritage Only; DoD Edition

SecDef "Drunken Mike" Hegseth has had his minions scrubbing everything to do with non-white and women who have served, from Medal of Honor Winners to the Navajo Code Talkers. He's nixed celebrating Black History Month, as well as those for women and Hispanics.

But St. Patrick's Day? That goes on unobstructed.

Celebrations of white culture get the approval of the Administration for the protection of incompetent white men. Mark my words, The Felon or the Drunk will order a celebration to mark the day that the Klan was first founded.

Hegseth Plants His Flag Atop Mount Stupid, plus The Felon Engages in Petty Acts of Retaliation

References to a World War II Medal of Honor recipient, the Enola Gay aircraft that dropped an atomic bomb on Japan and the first women to pass Marine infantry training are among the tens of thousands of photos and online posts marked for deletion as the Defense Department works to purge diversity, equity and inclusion content, according to a database obtained by The Associated Press. ... The vast majority of the Pentagon purge targets women and minorities, including notable milestones made in the military. ... In some cases, photos seemed to be flagged for removal simply because their file included the word ”gay,” including service members with that last name and an image of the B-29 aircraft Enola Gay, which dropped the first atomic bomb on Hiroshima, Japan, during World War II.

Hegseth's goons will probably direct that the airplane be referred to as "the Enola Homosexual".

It's pretty clear that Hegseth's operating from the premise that everything good and historic in the armed forces has been done by straight white men. Don't be shocked if he orders that the name of the USS Doris Miller be changed to the USS Jesse Helms.

Meanwhile, the Demented Spray-Tanned Felonious Führer took retaliatory action against a law firm that worked for Hillary Clinton nine years ago.

President Trump on Thursday signed an executive order aimed at stripping security clearances and government ties to Perkins Coie, a major law firm that did work for Democrats during the 2016 campaign.

This is simply the actions of a petty autocrat (or wannabee) who is going to stomp hard on anyone who annoys his pinkie. One might hope that a guy approaching his eighties might be a little more mature, but the Old Fat Felon has never shown a shred of maturity in his life. He's always acted like an angry toddler and this order of his is entirely consisten with his childishness.

Attention All Passengers! Form an Orderly Line for the Boxcars on Track Five

Hegseth is signalling what is coming. He and the Two Top Nazis are planning on using the military as an internal suppression force. They are getting ready by removing anyone who might tell them "no, you can't do that, boss."

To those in uniform, I ask this: Did you sign up for that, and are you going to honor your oath?

Expect the Right to cheer, as they have never cared about liberty or freedom for anyone other than themselves. They won't mind when the Orange Felonious Fuhrer makes it a crime to protest or to criticize him. Because they have never been loyal to the Constitution or to this country. Their loyalty only flows to their party and now, their Obese Old Leader.

I am willing to be shown that I am wrong about this. But I don't expect to be.

Hegseth Was Trump's Idea of a DEI Hire

Because Trump is apparently concerned that the government hasn't hired enough drunken and incompetent Fox News personalities.

Clearly, Hegseth was about as qualified for the job as SecDef as any rando from a Klan meeting. Maybe less qualified.