Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.
Showing posts with label Putin's Poodle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Putin's Poodle. Show all posts

Monday, August 18, 2025

"Vladimir, I Need Instructions!"

US President Donald Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin spoke after Trump paused his meeting with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky and other European leaders on Monday, a source familiar with the matter told CNN.

He must of had to check in with his boss.

Need further proof that Trump is a rapist? Rapists always blame their victims for being raped. Trump blames Ukraine for being invaded.

The Krasnov Files

Someone asked Grok what would have happened in Alaska if Trump was a Russian asset.

This is the scenario. Seems accurate.

The Russians Know

Trump has turned the United States into a Russian client states.

From Russia Today's Telegram channel, this morning

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— Anne Applebaum (@anneapplebaum.bsky.social) August 18, 2025 at 7:12 AM

He has surrendered his administration to Russia. Everything he has done and is doing is guided by the idea of weakening America and making Russia and, by default, China, the powers of the 21st Century.

I don't know what hold Putin has over him, but it has to be something really, really bad.

And if you voted for him, you're complicit.

Friday, August 15, 2025

Trump Got Played, Bigly

And even Fox News can't hide it.

Fox News Reporter Jacqui Heinrich: The way that it felt in the room was not good. It did not seem like things went well. And it seemed like Putin came in and steam rolled, got right into what he wanted to say and got his photo next to the president and then left

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— Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) August 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM

Color me both "unsurprised" and "disappointed". Maybe it was unrealistic as fuck to hope that Trump migt, for once, actually pull off a good result.

But here we are. All he produced was hype, spin and bullshit.

Same Shit, Different Day.

Sunday, August 10, 2025

The Only Qualification to Work for Trump is Loyalty.
Competence is Optional.

Reportedly, his much vaunted "special envoy" didn't realize that Putin is demanding the Ukranians give up territory. Instead, he thought Putin was offering to withdraw Russian forces.

Either that, or what we're seeing is a sellout on the order of Chamberlain giving Czechoslovakia to the Nazis.

More concessions to come:

Wonder how long it will take for Americans to realize why russian officials are posting this

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— Mira of Kyiv πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@reshetz.bsky.social) August 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM

Saturday, August 9, 2025

Saturday, March 8, 2025

No Doubt at All: Trump is a Russian Tool

There is no other explanation for this:

The United States has told its allies that it does not plan to participate in military exercises in Europe, according to reports.

I will not be surprised to see the Felon-in-Chief sign a military alliance with Russia within a few months.

Those of you who support Agent Krasnov: When, in a few years, your children and grandchildren are drafted into the Army, do not come crying here.

Tuesday, March 4, 2025

Don't Tune In Tonight

Don't watch the SOTU speech by the Felonious Agent Krasnov tonight. The one thing he craves is an audience and, if his ratings suck, he'll feel it.

Sunday, March 2, 2025

America Joins the Axis of Evil

The Kremlin said on Sunday that the dramatic pivot in the foreign policy of the US “largely” coincides with its own vision, with Donald Trump described as having “common sense”.

The US president, who has often said he respects his Russian counterpart Vladimir Putin, has worked to build ties with Moscow since taking office in January, including twice siding with Russia in UN votes.

“The new administration is rapidly changing all foreign policy configurations,” the Kremlin spokesperson, Dmitry Peskov, told a reporter from state television. “This largely coincides with our vision.”

If you know any Republican from the 1980s who was talking about the Axis of Evil, look them up in their nursing homes and ask them what the fuck is wrong with their party.

But it's probably more of a reversion to type. The GOP before WW2 was pro-isolation and pro-fascism. They haven't changed.

What has changed is that the Orange Felon has brought a mob-like sentiment to foreign policy, where there is nothing binding and breaking an agreement is routinely done. He bleats about not going to the defense of other NATO nations, conveniently forgetting that the only Article 5 action was after 9/11, when NATO airplanes helped patrol our skies and when NATO nations sent troops to Afghanistan.

The Bloated Ancient Bigot has sent this message to the world: America stands for nothing. America has no principles. America's word is not with the paper a treaty or agreement is printed on.

The Chinese see it:

The damage caused by Donald Trump to the United States’ reputation is creating opportunities for China, particularly with regards to Taiwan, according to a retired senior colonel from China’s People’s Liberation Army (PLA).

Speaking to the Guardian in Beijing, Zhou Bo said that Trump was damaging the US’s reputation “more than all of his predecessors combined”.

“By the end of his second term, I believe America’s global image will simply become more tarnished, its international standing will just go down further,” Zhou said. The people of Taiwan “know that America is going down”, which “might affect their mentality” with regards to China.

He and his children will be a-mouldering in their graves before the United States regains the resepect that we so cavalierly threw away last Fall.

Monday, February 24, 2025

Agent Krasnov Delivers


The US voted against condemning Russia for its aggression.

So did Israel, so fuck Bibi, as well.

Friday, February 21, 2025

Couch-Boy Publicly States That the Felon-in-Chief Is Fragile

Free speech champion JD Vance warned Volodymyr Zelensky against “badmouthing” Donald Trump who has branded him a “dictator”.

The US Vice President, who lectured European leaders at the Munich Security Conference, on the need for free speech, with flawed claims, stressed that publicly denouncing Trump is an “atrocious way to deal with this administration”.

President Zelenskyy said that the Dictator of Mar-a-Lago is living in a "disinformation space," which was the "badmouthing" that the Faux Hillbilly was whining about. The obvious fact that the Short-Fingered Vulgarian believes Russian propaganda about who began the war and other points is beyond dispute by any rational person.

People who are in politics generally have thick skins. They know that taking critcism is part of the job. But not The Fat Old Felon, oh, no.

And neither does the South African Nazi. When an astronaut dared to correct him, he threw a hissy fit and demanded that the ISS be de-orbited.

I don't know if both of them are malignant narcissists who can't stand anyone telling them "no", or if they are just rich clowns who are high on their own supply. Or both.

Monday, November 18, 2024

Co-Presidents-Elect to Watch Fireworks Together

President-elect Donald Trump appears to be planning to attend a SpaceX “Starship” rocket launch on Tuesday, in the latest indication of founder Elon Musk ‘s influence in the Republican’s orbit.

Is Musk's plane going to be designated AF 1.1? Is he getting a desk in the Oval Office?

"Co-President-Elect" would be a good working title for now. It would seem to be clear that Elon bought the TOFF because the constitution prohibits Musk from being prison, himself. Which begs the question as to whether Putin has transferred ownership of Trump, or is he just sharing with Elon.

Thursday, October 10, 2024

Kremlin Confirms Donnie Sent Covid Testing Machines to His KGBFF

They've confirmed that, as the pandemic took hold, Trump cared more about Putin than he did Americans.

But you and I know that they're cult members who deny reality at every turn.

" Update: Some anacephalic in the RWNM called it "diplomacy.

Tuesday, October 8, 2024

Never Forget: Trump and Putin are Besties

Donald Trump has had as many as seven private phone calls with Vladimir Putin since leaving office and secretly sent the Russian president COVID-19 test machines during the height of the pandemic, Bob Woodward reported in his new book, “War.”
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Woodward reports that Trump asked an aide to leave his office at his Florida resort, Mar-a-Lago, so that the former president could have a private call with Putin in early 2024. The aide, whom Woodward doesn’t name, said there have been multiple calls between Trump and Putin since Trump left office, perhaps as many as seven, according to the book, though it does not detail what they discussed.
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Woodward reports that Trump sent Putin COVID-19 test machines for his personal use as the virus began spreading in 2020.

Putin told Trump not to tell anyone because people would be mad at Trump over it, but Trump said he didn’t care if anyone knew, according to the book. Trump ended up agreeing not to tell anyone.

So, when COVID testing machines and other supplies were in really short supply, Putin's Asset was sending that stuff to his master in Moscow. And, when the TOFF was stewing in Mar-a-Lago after being booted from office, he was having private conversations with his KGBFF Putin at the same time he had boxes of classified documents in his bathroom.

Does anyone have any doubt, at this point, that the Trump family is a wholly-owned subsidiary of Putin, Inc.?

Lock them up.

Lock them all up.