Hurricane or No, If Biden Did This, the Press Would Lead With It

Trump thinks that the governor of Maine, Janet Mills, is a man.

Former President Donald Trump made a string of false statements on a Monday call to Maine supporters during which he repeatedly referred to Gov. Janet Mills as “he” and conflated issues affecting the lobster industry.

He also thinks that he went to Gaza, when there is no evidence that he ever did.

If Mar-a-Lago has a memory-care unit, it's time to move the poor man into it, bless his blasted and corrupted heart.

Donnie's Dementia is Getting Worse

Former President Trump suggested during an interview with television psychologist “Dr. Phil” McGraw that he would win California if Jesus Christ was the one counting ballots.
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“If Jesus Christ came down and was the vote counter, I would win California, OK?” the former president added later. “In other words, if we had an honest vote counter, a really honest vote counter — I do great with Hispanics, great, I mean at a level no Republican has ever done. But if we had an honest vote counter, I would win California.”

Seemingly surprised, McGraw asked, “You think so?”

DonOLD is getting worse as the weeks pass. Joe Biden got 11,109,764 votes in California in 2020. The FOFF got 6,005,961. He didn't win California then and he's not going to this time around.

He is really losing his shit, bless his corrupt and blasted heart.

Dementia Donnie and the Commanderments

He seems to be amazed that anybody has heard of, let alone read, the Ten Commandments

Donald Trump told a group of evangelicals they “cannot afford to sit on the sidelines” of the 2024 election, imploring them at one point to “go and vote, Christians, please!”

Trump also endorsed displaying the Ten Commandments in schools and elsewhere while speaking to a group of politically influential evangelical Christians in Washington on Saturday. He drew cheers as he invoked a new law signed in Louisiana this week requiring the Ten Commandments to be displayed in every public school classroom.

“Has anyone read the ‘Thou shalt not steal’? I mean, has anybody read this incredible stuff? It’s just incredible,” Trump said at the gathering of the Faith & Freedom Coalition.

Funny how he starts off with the commandment that he has probably broken every working day of his life. Whether fraud or outright theft, that's how he rolls.

By now, nobody should be shocked that the Christian Taliban has hitched their wagon to the most irreligious man ever to seek the White House. The only way that he would have opened a Bible would be if he was told that it was written by Hitler and that his name was featured on every page.

Odor in the Court! Odor in the Court!

Drowsy Don is allegedly stinking up the joint.

Meiselas: What I’m hearing from credible sources is that Donald Trump is actually farting in the courtroom… I’m hearing it from actual credible people that as he’s kind of falling asleep, he’s actually passing gas and that his lawyers are really struggling with the smell. pic.twitter.com/wa6F3iRDgX

— Acyn (@Acyn) April 19, 2024

Maybe they can issue gas masks to the jurors....

The Internet snark should be epic.

Acting the Ass in Court is Expensive

E. Jean Carroll's attorney thinks that the TOFF showing his ass in court was probably worth about ten million more in the verdict.

If he wants to appeal the verdict, he has to either find a bonding company willing to write an appeal bond for him or he has to deposit $83.3 million with the clerk of the court.

Now Begin Silly Season, #TrumpStinks Ed.

Apparently there is something to this, as the TOFF camp isn't denying it.

What He Said (And Trump Shits Himself??)

I think that the Rude Pundit is spot on.

UPDATE: From the comments... Donnie wears diapers and routinely shits himself? He smells like a toddler who has filled their daiper? Is this the reason why his wife sleeps in another suite?

Why isn't this being more widely discussed?