Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
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Showing posts with label Ex-King Donald I the Nutter. Show all posts
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Friday, November 1, 2024

Three Big Shockers.

  1. Epstein and Trump were best buds.
  2. Tucker Carlson is a religious whackadoodle.
  3. Trump is a coward.
The guy whose dad paid off a doctor to write a letter lying about his having bone spurs to get him out of the draft really has no grounds to blather about someone else's bravery or lack thereof.

He could barely get into a garbage truck.

Trump in a garbage truck is a hell of a straight line. I'll bet the late-night guys had fun with that.

Thursday, October 31, 2024

Here's an Idea: Put a Certified Nutjob in Charge of Medical Research and Public Health

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told supporters on Monday that former President Donald Trump has promised to give him “control” of several public health agencies, including the US Department of Health and Human Services and the US Department of Agriculture, if he wins a second term in November.

Kennedy, who suspended his independent presidential campaign in August and endorsed Trump, said during a livestreamed organizing event that Trump told him he’d oversee a vast public health portfolio if the former president returns to the White House, and added that he’d prioritize his agenda for “making America healthy.”

“The key that I think I’m – you know, that President Trump has promised me is – is control of the public health agencies, which are HHS and its sub-agencies, CDC, FDA, NIH and a few others, and then also the USDA, which is – which, you know, is key to making America healthy. Because we’ve got to get off of seed oils, and we’ve got to get off of pesticide intensive agriculture,” Kennedy said, according to video of the event obtained by CNN.

Right, Good Ol' Bobby Brainworm is going to oversee health researchers. That will end well. He's been floating around the Felonious Celeb for seven years.

Meanwhile, Widdle Elon is promising hard times for most Americans if Trump wins, but you can bet the contracts for SpaceX won't feel a tremor.

Wednesday, October 30, 2024

Donald Trump, Greg Abbott and Ken Paxton Killed Josseli Barnica

So did John Roberts, Clarence Thomas, Samuel Alito, Neil Gorsuch, Brett Kavanaugh and Amy Barrett. They all have blood on their hands.

Josseli Barnica didn't have to die. She had a miscarriage. The doctors refused to treat her for forty hours, because of Texas law. She died from a subsequent infection that was entirely preventable.

Every doctor consulted by Pro Publica agreed that what happened to Ms. Barnica was nothing sort of state-mandated malpractice. She did not have to die. She died because she had the misfortune to be pregnant and miscarry in Texas, a state that places zero value on the lives of mothers because members of the Christian Taliban rule the state.

To put it succinctly, Ms. Barnica was sacrificed on the altar of the Cult of the Fetus.

Her death was eminently foreseeable. Her death was a consequence of Texan abortion law that was made known to the cultists who enacted that law and to the justices who cleared the way for the law.

They all have her blood on their hands.

Tuesday, October 29, 2024

Hmmm

The TOFF and widdle Elon have seventeen kids between them by six women.

Now, imagine if they were both women. Imagine the utter meltdown that the Right and the Christian Taliban would be having. Imagine the attack ads they would be running. Imagine the 24/7 misogyny from Republicans.

But when men do it, such as both of those Russian Assets, silence.

Anyway, just tossing this in:



The FOFF can't bring himself to denounce speakers at his MSG hate rally, instead, calling it an "absolute love fest."

Saturday, October 26, 2024

The Reverse Midas Touch of the TOFF


Everything he touches turns to shit.

Friday, October 25, 2024

The Two Faces of Donald Trump; Arab-Israeli Ed.

He's telling Bibi to "do what you need to" and telling Arab-Americans that he opposes the war.

If you vote for the SOFF because you oppose the wars in Gaza, Lebanon (and possibly Iran), then you have hummus for brains.

Monday, October 21, 2024

The TOFF's McD's Stunt: Smoke, Mirrors, Lies and Bullshit

Such as: The place wasn't opened, they weren't serving orders, no hairnet, no gloves, they did a rehearsal before the cameras were let in, the customers were screened and they got what the SOFF handed to them.

All fake. But that's what you get from him: Lies and bullshit.

Sunday, October 20, 2024

Implicit Confirmation That the TOFF Has Issues With His Dong

He began a rally by talking about Arnold Palmer's penis.

Feelings of inadequacy about the shape and size of his own penis, maybe? Maybe he's a severely repressed closet case?

The TOFF is a weird guy. Less that three weeks before the election, when he should be trying to put together an argument as to why he should be trusted with the nuclear codes for a few months, he's talking about a dead guy's dick.

Wednesday, October 16, 2024

Unhinged Donnie and the Wannabee Tyrants Who Are Using Him

First, go read this by Heather Cox Richardson. I'll wait.

While you're reading it, know that Trump says that he is the father of IVF. Which, of course, is a lie that is so blatant that it is bizzare. He is getting more and more unstable.

Done?

It is not beyond the realm of possibility is the reason that Murdoch, Thiel and Musk (the Three Evil Foreigners) are pouring their money and influence into the Trump campaign because they see him as temporary. Trump's dementia is progressing. He can't maintain a coherent line of thought. He rambles, blathers, and cannot understand basic concepts.

If he wins, then what? I would guess that, before 2025 has run out, that Trump will either resign because of his health or be pushed out. Vance will then become president, a completely untrained and unready president. Yes, it's kind of amazing that Republicans, who claimed that President Obama was unqualified. They ignore that Obama was a state senator for seven years and then a U.S. Senator for tour years. Vance, in comparison, has only been in the Senate for less than two years.

Vance's campaign for Senate was pretty much funded by Peter Thiel. So it is not a stretch to say that Thiel owns Vance. With the additional money of Musk and the influence of Murdoch's press empire, we now have three foreigners who are aiming to take control of the Federal government with an avowed goal of destroying our democracy. Vance is a religious ideologue of the worst kind. Thiel simply hates democracy. Musk is nothing more than a rich thug who is like Trump on steroids; it's all about him and fucking everyone who is foolish enough to work for him.

All four of them basically hate this country. They want to bring it back to the 1880s, when families were large, non-rich kids went to work at a very early age, there were no taxes on the rich, no unions, and voting was effectively restricted to white men whether by law (for women) or terror (for minorities).

Monday, October 14, 2024

A Question For Those Who Say That Trump Will Be Better for Gun Owners

Tell me this: What did he do for you when he was the president?

He thought that the government should take people's guns away and then maybe have due process. He banned bump stocks.

Nationwide CCW reciprocity? Not even close to being enacted. The Hearing Protection Act, to remove suppressors from Title III? Never went anywhere. The Republicans had the Congress for the first two years of his term and they did nothing. Trump didn't push them because, if he's not making a buck off of something, he has the attention span of a senile goldfish.

In conclusion, if you say that Trump would be good for gun owners, that assertion is not supported by any evidence.

Friday, October 4, 2024

If Biden Acted Like Felon^34, Florida and South Carolina Would Get Fuck All for Disaster Aid

In the aftermath of Hurricane Helene, former President Donald Trump has blasted the Biden administration for its handling of the disaster — going so far as to accuse Democratic leaders of ignoring the needs of Republican storm victims.

But a review of Trump’s record by POLITICO’s E&E News and interviews with two former Trump White House officials show that the former president was flagrantly partisan at times in response to disasters and on at least three occasions hesitated to give disaster aid to areas he considered politically hostile or ordered special treatment for pro-Trump states.

Mark Harvey, who was Trump’s senior director for resilience policy on the National Security Council staff, told E&E News on Wednesday that Trump initially refused to approve disaster aid for California after deadly wildfires in 2018 because of the state’s Democratic leanings.

But Harvey said Trump changed his mind after Harvey pulled voting results to show him that heavily damaged Orange County, California, had more Trump supporters than the entire state of Iowa.

But that is just how the FOFF rolled; he acted like a king dispensing favors instead of the leader of a republic. He was clearly The.Worst.President.Since.the.Civil.War. (if not ever).

Obviously, he thinks Biden is screwing red states because that's exactly what he would do if he was on the job.

He is a despicable excuse for a human being. He has no compassion for anyone, everything is transactional for him. he has no concept of duty or honor or integrity, as he has himself admitted.

H/T

Wednesday, October 2, 2024

Delusional Donnie

Keep lying to yourself, Buddy.

Such a winning issue that Republicans have been running away from it as far as the Christian Taliban will let them.

Sunday, September 29, 2024

Rasmussen Polling Lies for and Colludes With the COFF

One thing that seems to be more and more true about conservative organizations: They cannot be trusted to be anything but a tool of Felon^34.

This is the case with Rasmussen. They claim to be objective, but they are in the tank for Putin's Bestie.

H/T

In Your Guts, You Know He's Nuts

Or senile. So, is he blaming a fly on migrants? Jews? Democrats?

Or has he just really lost cognitive control?

Thursday, September 12, 2024

Truth

He's been running for the last nine years, he was in office for four, he tried to repeal ObamaCare about fifty times and yet he still has no plan for what he would do if he managed to repeal it? A competent politician would have had a plan ready eight years ago, so he could have said "we want to repeal ObamaCare and this is what we're going to replace it with."

You'd think he know that. After all, when he divorced his first two wives, he had the replacements ready. Hell, he had a child by #2 before finalizing the divorce of #1.

The other point is that the media is pretty much ignoring that the FOFF doesn't have a plan while if Biden had said that, it indeed would have been the leading story for days. I believe that this is the case because the owners of the papers want their tax breaks and will happily see the country burned to the ground as long as they get money from it.

Wednesday, September 4, 2024

MAGA Death Squads?

There are some of the TOFF's people who are calling for death squads to kill those who don't support Don Snoreleone.

That's pretty far-fatched, but still, those fuckers are talking about it. And they are not happy about being found out.

It sort of boggles the mind that those fools are putting up YT videos and yet don't realize that other people are looking for them. I'm kind of curious what sort of lawyer thinks that there is a cause of action because the plaintiff made a video, posted it online and then is upset that people found it and passed it along.

But there are a lot of idiot lawyers out there. Like those working for Felon^34:

A federal judge on Tuesday swiftly rejected Donald Trump’s request to intervene in his New York hush money criminal case, spurning the former president’s attempt at an end-run around the state court where he was convicted and is set to be sentenced in two weeks.

You can read the decision and order here. In short, paying hush money to a porn star and then trying to cover it up isn't an official preseidential act. As if any rational person could have thought that it was.

Wednesday, August 28, 2024

Trump Defiles Veterans, Again

Two members of Donald Trump's campaign staff had a verbal and physical altercation Monday with an official at Arlington National Cemetery, where the former president participated in a wreath-laying ceremony, NPR has learned.

A source with knowledge of the incident said the cemetery official tried to prevent Trump staffers from filming and photographing in a section where recent U.S. casualties are buried. The source said Arlington officials had made clear that only cemetery staff members would be authorized to take photographs or film in the area, known as Section 60.

When the cemetery official tried to prevent Trump campaign staff from entering Section 60, campaign staff verbally abused and pushed the official aside, according to the source.

The TOFF's duty lying motherfucker denied that anything happened, but let's face facts, every word spoken on the record by a Trump campaign offical can be fairly taken as a lie.

This is all very much in line with Felon^34's long-held antipathy towards those who serve our country and especially those who die or are wounded in combat: Forbidding his children from serving, mocking wounded veterans, calling the dead "suckers and losers", comparing the Medal of Honor to the Medal of Freedom and so on and so forth.

The only reason that Cade Bone Spurs would visit a veterans cemetery is because he is trying to poromote himself. He cares for nobody other than himself. And that has been established beyond question.

Sunday, August 25, 2024

The Lying Sofaphile

Republican vice presidential candidate JD Vance says Donald Trump would not support a national abortion ban if elected president and would veto such legislation if it landed on his desk.

The TOFF lies and so does the Couching Hillbilly. Demented Donnie has been bleating for years that he is oh, so proud of appointing the Christian Nationist justices who struck down reproductive freedom. He has proposed a national abortion ban before. The only reason he is backing away from that is because only his American Taliban supporters want one.

You could lay a good bet that if he got in and a MAGA congress sent him such a bill, he would sign it in a New York second. I doubt that you'd get odd, though.