Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, November 1, 2024

Three Big Shockers.

  1. Epstein and Trump were best buds.
  2. Tucker Carlson is a religious whackadoodle.
  3. Trump is a coward.
The guy whose dad paid off a doctor to write a letter lying about his having bone spurs to get him out of the draft really has no grounds to blather about someone else's bravery or lack thereof.

He could barely get into a garbage truck.

Trump in a garbage truck is a hell of a straight line. I'll bet the late-night guys had fun with that.
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1 comment:

dan gerene said...

Tucks said he woke up with scratches. Maybe he stayed at one of Trump's bedbug infested properties.

11/02/2024 5:59 AM

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