Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, November 2, 2024

If You're Not One of the Seventy Million Who Have Already Voted

You should go read this. I have nothing to add to it.

Of all the music that the TOFF plays at his rallies, I'm somewhat surprised that he hasn't played this tune:

4 comments:

Jones, Jon Jones said...

I use that one when I want to scare people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zY1orxW8Aw

dan gerene said...

Surprised that Trump hasn't played the Horst Wessel Lied while getting his supporters to chant "Trump Uber Alles".

Unknown said...

He is the Rude one but he is so right
Patrick

Unknown said...

They've only got one martyr so far, and it's going to be really hard to fit "Ashli Babbit" into a martial song. I'm sure someone is trying, though.