Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, November 14, 2024

You Can’t Make This Shit Up; Infowars Ed.

The Onion bought Infowars at auction.

Sarcasm and snark would be totally redundant.

3 comments:

Andolphus Grey said...

Many Info Wars followers probably won't notice. They appear to be immune to satire.

Eck! said...

Sarcasm buys liar... the irony of it all. ;)

Eck!

dinthebeast said...

The very faint popping noises in the background are the Alex Jones fans' heads exploding. I know one, and will be avoiding him for a while.

-Doug in Sugar Pine