Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, November 18, 2024

Co-Presidents-Elect to Watch Fireworks Together

President-elect Donald Trump appears to be planning to attend a SpaceX “Starship” rocket launch on Tuesday, in the latest indication of founder Elon Musk ‘s influence in the Republican’s orbit.

Is Musk's plane going to be designated AF 1.1? Is he getting a desk in the Oval Office?

"Co-President-Elect" would be a good working title for now. It would seem to be clear that Elon bought the TOFF because the constitution prohibits Musk from being prison, himself. Which begs the question as to whether Putin has transferred ownership of Trump, or is he just sharing with Elon.

3 comments:

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Sharing has a lot of kinky aspects about it

dinthebeast said...

H/T: Crooks and Liars:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS3Q0Diu474

-Doug in Sugar Pine

dan gerene said...

With Melanoma keeping a very low profile except where her contract stipulates she make an appearance, Musk might be vying for the First Lady title. It's a profitable position and one doesn't have to make change on the nightstand.