Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, November 13, 2024

The Dumbest Man in the Senate Speaks

U.S. Sen. Tommy Tuberville on Wednesday threatened his Republican colleagues with primary opposition if they do not vote to confirm President-elect Donald Trump’s choice of Matt Gaetz for U.S. attorney general.

Tuberville would have trouble closing an umbrella if the instructions were printed on the handle. If there was an unofficial honorific of "The Moron of the Senate", Tuberville would win in a walk. Threatening to primary people who might not be up for election for four or six years is really hollow and stupid.. So is trying to threaten senators into confirming an alleged child molester and drug user as AG.

But "hollow and stupid" are apt descriptions of Tuberville.

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