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Showing posts with label Pee-Wee German (he/himmler). Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pee-Wee German (he/himmler). Show all posts

Saturday, September 5, 2026

Trolling

In 1938, Nazi Germany had a game about expelling Jews. In 2026, the White House released one about deporting brown people. If history is this intent on repeating itself, can we just speed up to the part with the bunker.

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— Democratic Activists (@democratswin.bsky.social) September 5, 2026 at 9:33 AM

What this racist game really is is an attempt by the Trump/Miller Administration to distract people from the Epstein Files and Trump's Failing War.

Monday, June 15, 2026

Temu Himmler and the Hillbilly CouchFucker Hate Your Constitutional Rights

Their reaction to mass protests in Minneapolis was to push Trump to invoke the Insurrection Act, suspend habeus corpus and send in the Army.

Against unarmed and peaceful protesters, mind you. Because Stephen Miller seems to think that Tianamin Square was a great example for a democracy to follow when its citizens protest things.

Also, isn't it now patently obvious to everyone that Pee-Wee German is a fucking Nazi who would use the Constitution to wipe his ass if he could get the National Archives to unlock the dispaly case? And the Hillbilly CouchFucker is not any different.

Friday, April 10, 2026

ICE Runs Concentration Camps

Literally. They're overcrowded and inhumane and something that one would expect of the SS.

Three Democratic members of Congress said they were horrified that immigrants were being stuffed into holding cells “like sardines” at a Mesa Immigration and Customs Enforcement holding facility they showed up to without warning on Thursday night.

The visit came in the wake of the Arizona Mirror’s reporting on Thursday detailing how the Arizona Removal Operations Coordination Center, located at Mesa-Gateway Airport, has been operating far over its 157-person capacity for most of this year.
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The Mirror’s reporting prompted Ansari, Stanton and U.S. Rep. Adelita Grijalva to conduct a surprise oversight visit on Thursday night. When they arrived at the facility at around 9:30 p.m., they saw firsthand just how overcrowded it was — and the harm it was doing to the people being detained.

“What we saw tonight inside the facility was shocking,” Stanton told reporters outside the Mesa facility after the brief tour, calling the conditions inside “significantly overcrowded.”

He described concrete rooms with no bedding or blankets, packed with people mostly laying on the floor. When the lawmakers entered the facility, many of those individuals also scrambled to the doors of the holding cells, asking them for help.

Nazi bastards like Miller, Bovino and Trump, no doubt, get stiffies from reading such accounts. But running actual concentration camps is a stain on what little honor we have left as a country.

Saturday, February 7, 2026

Under Miller's Thumb, ICE is Even Stupider Than Before

They deported (or allowed to self-deport) a suspect in an armored car heist who was out on bail. At an immigration hearing, ICE offered to let the guy leave the country and, looking at a decade or more in prison, he grabbed that deal with both hands.

This happened because Pee-Wee German is so focused on making his numbers that he cares little about anything else. Dog-lovers should count themselves lucky that he's not deporting their Chihuahuas.

Saturday, January 31, 2026

ICE Lies, Again and Again and Again, My Friend

The upshot of this story, in which ICE claimed a detainee ran headfirst into a wall, is that they more likely beat the guy half to death and then concocted a wildly improbably fairy tale to disguise what they did.

Which is why, when Trump's legal team promises an investigation into the murder of Alex Pretti, only a person with a liquified cortex would believe that there will be an honest investigation. Those who would have done the investigation have quit or have been pushed out. What's left are Trumpy sycophants. Bondi, Noem, Patel, and Miller all said, within hours of the murder, that Pretti was a domestic terrorist or an assassin. So it's reasonable to conclude that this investigation will be a real heavy whitewashing of the murder.

Friday, January 23, 2026

Trump and His Whitewash

He's trying to persuade people that slavery wasn't bad.



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— Jake Tapper, long-suffering Philly sports fan (@jaketapper.bsky.social) January 23, 2026 at 11:06 AM

Under his and Naziferatu's orders, almost everywhere that there is a mention of slavery or discrimination in a public space that is controlled by the Feds, that mention is being disappeared.

It's sort of the same lie that tries to persuade people that the War of Texas Independence was about freedom. It wasn't. It was a war stoked by rich white planters who wanted to keep owning slaves. Never forget that Texas fought two wars to be a place where slavry was legal.

Monday, January 19, 2026

Donnie Hates Minnesota, and That Is Reciprocal

People there are not at all happy about unaccountable untrained Federal goons running around their streets with automatic weapons.

Late last Wednesday night, I was standing on a street corner in the Hawthorne neighborhood in North Minneapolis when I witnessed an extraordinary confrontation. A federal agent marched up a narrow residential sidewalk flanked by modest bungalows, kitted out in gear fit for the battle of Falluja: full body armor, military boots and camouflage fatigues and helmet, with a heavy machine gun slung by his side. His carriage was erect, his gaze fixed straight ahead, seemingly oblivious to the crowd of protesters who blew whistles and shouted curses as he passed, enraged that one week after Renee Good was gunned down by an ICE agent, another civilian had been shot by ICE in their city.

Suddenly, the tense scene dissolved into slapstick. The federal officer slipped on a patch of ice and tumbled to the ground. A raucous roar of laughter and jeers erupted from the protesters surrounding him. He scrambled to his feet and marched on. But a few seconds later one of the protesters shouted, “He dropped his magazine!”

Temu Nosferatu seems to be intent on triggering violent response to the predations of Federal goons. It's not an exaggeration to say they are acting like the Gestapo, engaging in full-on racial profiling. ICE grabbing people because they look foreign is like the Gestapo grabbing people because of the shapes of their noses.

Even Neo-Cons Hate ICE

"Bloody Bill" Kristol, one of the strongest voices for Chimpy's Iraq War, hates ICE >

If a diehard statist like Kristol is advocating abolishing ICE, then Temu Nosferatu is losing his war.

Meanwhile, this comment seems on point:

To recap: the two major parties refuse to rein in the reign of a demented sociopathic king who daily is marching us into both World War III and the next Civil War simultaneously because a Black president once made fun of him and also the Special Boy wasn't given the Shiny Golden Medal he covets.

Monday, January 12, 2026

DHS Lies on the Murder of Renee Good

DHS has claimed that the reason why Jonathan Ross shot Ms. Good was because Ross had been dragged dragged by a car last summer and he needed 33 stitches in his leg.

Think about that for a minute. If he was so worried about being dragged by Ms. Good's car, then why the hell did Ross step even close to the front of the car?

The reason is probably what you suspect. It was deliberate. The Border Patrol has a track record of deliberately stepping in front of vehicles in order to justify killing the occupants. And, no surprise, Ross came from the Border Patrol.

In short, the killing of Ms. Good was premeditated murder.

So why are they killing people? Why are they terrorizing other people with this shooting? Why is the Puppy-Slayer sending even more semi-trained goons to Minneapolis?

They are trying to cow the population in blue states by sending in Federal goons to abuse people and violate their rights to get them to stop pushng back. It's not much different from the time the slavers got the Fugitive Slave Law enacted so they could send their armed goons into the North.

It didn't work then. It's not going to work now.

The other thing they want is to provoke a violent response so that Discount Goebbels can have his Demented Orange Stooge invoke the Insurrection Act, declare martial law and cancel the 2026 elections. That dream is clear proof that Pee-Wee German has been doing some high-grade crack.

And so has MAGA. They are the same kind of segregationists and racists that Dementia Don, their Deer Leader, is.

Minneapolis Mishegoss

Not original to me, but I agree with every freaking word of it:

The Mishegoss in Minneapolis is because the administration is doing performance art for a core audience of Facebook uncles and Incels on the various Channers who have been nursing a hardon for that city ever since George Floyd was killed.

They're mired in a MAGA feedback loop. They honestly have no idea how all this looks to apolitical normies.

Thursday, January 8, 2026

The Fix is In

Minnesota’s investigations agency said Thursday that the U.S. attorney’s office has prevented it from taking part in the investigation into an Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer’s fatal shooting of Minneapolis woman Renee Good, a 37-year-old mother of three.

“The investigation would now be led solely by the FBI, and the BCA would no longer have access to the case materials, scene evidence or investigative interviews necessary to complete a thorough and independent investigation,” Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension Superintendent Drew Evans said in a statement.

ICE whisked away their murderous thug, who has been identified as Jonathan Ross, while letting Renee Good bleed out without medical attention, even though there was a doctor present. Somebody should be going to prison for that, alone.

A couple of lawyers who specialize in defending OIS were asked about this case. After reviewing the footage, this was their take:

This was murder. ICE and CBP are not professional police. They are badged-up goon squads and ICE is drifting more and more towards being a death squad under the direct control of Pee-Wee German.

The people that you know who are defending ICE shooting Ms. Good, well, now you know who would volunteer to cram people into boxcars.

Monday, January 5, 2026

Our Petulant Mob Boss-in-Chief (Updated)

The reason that The Demented Sundowner didn't turn to the candidate that Maduro stole the last election from to install as president of Venezuela was...wait for it...she had the temerity to accept the Nobel Peace Prize that the Orange Toddler believes should have been his. And like any other case of Trumpist butthurt, he prizes and nourishies this grievance.

I wish that was a joke. It's not.

President Donald Trump sidelined Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Corina Machado as an interim replacement to Nicolás Maduro because she committed the “ultimate sin” of accepting the Nobel Peace Prize instead of demanding it be given to him, according to the claims of White House insiders.

Petty and infantile are the Senile Baby's most defining characteristics. Right now, he's playing with his shiny new toy of regime change and is mulling over what country will be the next victim of Operation Epstein Distraction, Chapter Dos.

Apparently there are discussions in the White House about giving Chief Assistant Racist Pee-Wee German a role in Venezuela, because everybody knows how much he adores Latinos.

ETA: MTG's seeming to get to the nub of the matter.

Sunday, January 4, 2026

That Didn't Age Well


"The Peace President". "No More Foreign Wars". All shit bleated by the Orange Sundowner-in-Chief and his acolytes.

But no. Cadet Bone Spurs, the Aged Draft-Dodger, has no problems with sending American kids into wars around the globe. He and his Pithed Secretary of State are yammering about intervening in Columbia, Mexico, Cuba, Iran, Denmark and Lord knows where else.

Between his taste for military action and his destruction of American excellence in science and medicine, he and his MAGA morons are turning America into a shithole nation.

Which may be Pee-Wee German's idea of how to make it so nobody wants to come here. Like Russia, North Korea or Iran.

Friday, January 2, 2026

DHS Not Bothering to Hide Their Racism

It's official policy:

They're not hiding it. Pee-Wee German and the Puppy Killer don't just want to deport "illegals". They want to deport everyone who doesn't meet their view of racial purity. At one point, it was just Loony Loomer spouting such bullshit...

...now it's DHS policy.

It's totally bonkers. I doubt if, you added up evry immigrant, legal, undocumented and naturalized, you'd not reach 100 million. So that means they'd have to deport people born here, which implies to even the casual observer that that the Trump Administration wants to deport non-white people. Can you trace your ancestry to Latin America, Africa or Asia? Then they want to deport you.

And, of course, they'll also be coming for the Jews. Nazis always do, because antisemitism is the oldest and purest form of hate.

Friday, December 19, 2025

Gutter Racism is Trump's Default Setting

Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem announced late Thursday that the Trump administration will pause the diversity visa lottery program, which she said was used eight years ago by the now-deceased man accused of killing two Brown University students and an MIT professor. ... Launched in the 1990s, the program offers 50,000 visas per year to people from countries with relatively low rates of immigration to the U.S., with recipients selected at random using a lottery.

Eight years ago, the president was which guy, exactly?

So let's look at this. There is a program that encourages immigration from countries with low rates of immigration, which is code for "more white people". But now Grandpa Sundowner, Pee-Wee German and the Puppy Slayer don't want any white people to come in? Are people from the Iberian Peninsula not white enough for them?

This hostility towards immigrants from people who have conveniently forgotten where their forebears came from just is baffling.


Wednesday, December 17, 2025

The "Peace President" at Work, Plus More Racism From the Orange Piggy and Discount Goebbels (and Covering Up War Crimes)

President Donald Trump said Tuesday he is ordering a blockade of all “sanctioned oil tankers” into Venezuela, ramping up pressure on the country’s authoritarian leader Nicolás Maduro in a move that seemed designed to put a tighter chokehold on the South American country’s economy.

Trump’s escalation comes after U.S. forces last week seized an oil tanker off Venezuela’s coast, an unusual move that followed a buildup of military forces in the region. In a post on social media Tuesday night announcing the blockade, Trump alleged Venezuela was using oil to fund drug trafficking and other crimes and vowed to continue the military buildup until the country gave the U.S. oil, land and assets, though it was not clear why he felt the U.S. had a claim.

“Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled in the History of South America,” Trump said in a post on his social media platform. “It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the United States of America all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us.”

Anybody want to tell the world what land and oil Venezuela has stolen? Does Grandpa Sundowner now think that he's a member of some native South American tribe?

Meanwhile, the Ancient Racist is adding more countries to his Operation Ban Brown People From Coming Here.

He's been very specific as to what countries he wants immigration from: Sweden, Norway and Denmark. Nobody has managed to point out to Our Demented Nazi-in-Chief that, to the residents of those countries, the U.S. is a shithole country with bad health care, a failing public education system, an emerging autocratic government and rampant crime committed by gunmen.

In a move that should surprise nobody, our Drunken War Criminal isn't going to release the video that proves that he's a war criminal. To cover up his crime, he's classifying it "top secret".

Finally, Lord Bezos is in the news for giving a neurdivergent school charity $5 million. To which I say: Big Fucking Deal. If a millionaire gave a local animal shelter fifty bucks, neither the shelter or the donor would be putting out press releases. Because, on a percentage basis, that's the same level of giving. Bezos isn't the only rich fuck to make a mockery of charitable giving, both Grandpa Sundown and the Ketamine Rocketman are masters of that.

Saturday, December 6, 2025

ICE/CBP are Brutal and Nasty. Only Small-Dicked Bullies Work for Them.

The Trump Administration is treating white people like Black people have historically been treated.

They say they were looking for a male immigrant, but the only person in the car was a tiny white blonde woman (4'1", 85lbs), who they dragged out of the car, threw her to the ground and handcuffed.

Because ICE and the Border Patrol are either so stupid that they had no idea what their target looked like or they are engaging in the degree of casual cruelty demanded by Orange Piggy and Pee-Wee German.

ETA: More ICE brutality of the kind perpetrated by Southern Jim Crow cops.