Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, November 1, 2024

Three Big Shockers.

  1. Epstein and Trump were best buds.
  2. Tucker Carlson is a religious whackadoodle.
  3. Trump is a coward.
The guy whose dad paid off a doctor to write a letter lying about his having bone spurs to get him out of the draft really has no grounds to blather about someone else's bravery or lack thereof.

He could barely get into a garbage truck.

Trump in a garbage truck is a hell of a straight line. I'll bet the late-night guys had fun with that.
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dan gerene said...

Tucks said he woke up with scratches. Maybe he stayed at one of Trump's bedbug infested properties.

11/02/2024 5:59 AM

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