Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

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DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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Sunday, July 6, 2025

Über-Rich Nazi Wants His Own Party

Elon Musk said he’s carrying out his threat to form a new political party after his fissure with President Donald Trump, announcing the America Party in response to the president’s sweeping tax cuts law.

He claims to be a centrist...

...but he's the clown who was throwing Nazi salutes and he poured money into Germany's neo-Nazi party. He claims "no donors", which means that this new party will be his toy. It'll be something for him to use to piss off Trump, up until the point where Trump has him denaturalized on trumped-up charges of visa fraud and nationalizes SpaceX on the grounds of national security.

It probably won't come to anything, as he has the attention span of a golden retriever.

10 comments:

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Does that leave Mark Cuban out?

Iron City said...

My golden retriever Theodore Alexander resents that. Or would if that butterfly hadn't just flown by.

dinthebeast said...

Third parties are usually a bad idea, but if he splits the right ticket at all and sets fire to a gargantuan pile of cash in the process, them maybe I'm OK with it.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

dan gerene said...

Is it Trump or Musk that has the short attention span of a golden retriever? It must be Trump, that's why at all meetings they have to make sure to include his name in every other sentence or he zones out or wanders off. Musk has other problems, like the attention needing one. Oops! Same difference.

DGC said...

More money for him and more pain for everybody else doesn't seem like a winning formula for a party.

w3ski said...

Hey, I'll take his million dollars to vote for them in the primary. In the general election though, we'd have to part ways. 3rd parties traditonally do very poorly, but he is welcome to siphon off all of the Redhats that he can. Seems like a win-win situtation.
w3ski

Comrade Misfit said...

Hell, I’ll take his million dollars, tell him that I’ll vote for his candidates, and then I’ll vote for whosoever I goddamn please.

Eck! said...

Good things,
Upsetting the magats.
Dumping large amounts of money into the econoomy.
Unsettling the imperious leader.
Making magat world not status quo.
Screwing with the so called conservatives, they should never be comfortable.

Eck!

Stewart Dean said...

Well he can't be the Tsar of all Russias, perhaps the Tsar of all Mars. Surely we might strap him in a Starship....and hope that it didn't self-destruct.

JustMusing said...

And Tesla stock drops another 7%.