Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, July 25, 2025

Warning to School Administrators and Teachers Crossing the Border

Do not take your personal or official devices with you. Get a clear (burner) cell phone and take that, only loading essential numbers.

Do not, under any circumstances, load anything that is work-related, especially including your school's websites or your passwords.

Once the ICEstapo goons at the border realize you are a school administrator or faculty, they will detain you, take your device and try to force you to unlock it so they can then gain access to your school's database.

I am not joking. They did that to this guy. It should be pretty clear to everyone with a non-MAGA mind that the ICEstapo was seeking to access school records that they normally cannot get access to.

If you work for ICE, you are one of these guys, except they didn't wear masks:

Speaking of Nazis and DHS, the official DHS account has been sending out tweets with fourteen letter captions and two capitalized H's. This is one:

DHS is blowing its Naxi dog-whistle. No doubt with the full approval of both Discount Goebbels and the Puppy-Slayer.

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