Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, December 21, 2007

How to Know Bush is Lying

His lips are moving.

This standard Bush Administration delaying bullshit. "We won't say anything while an investigation is in process" becomes "we won't say anything while legal proceedings are ongoing."

But when those proceedings are over, they still won't answer questions. You might have noticed that even though convicted perjurer Scooter Libby has dropped his appeals, the Chimpy Administration and Duty Spinner/Obfuscator Dana Perino have had nothing to say about Plamegate.

When someone says that a politician is "being truthful," as Perino did in referring to her boss, the Torturer-in-Chief, that is like waving a huge flag embroidered with "he's lying, but you can't prove it."

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