Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, December 22, 2007

No Jews Need Apply

to the Air Force Academy. Same goes for you Muslims and Catholics. They only want evangelical Protestants.

I wouldn't be so harsh about this if this were not the only instance. But it's not. Not by a long shot. More here. And here. This is not a new story. But it doesn't seem to be going away.

Maybe it's time to administer the Mozambique Treatment to the Air Force Academy: Close the place. Fire everyone. Go back to sending USAF cadets to West Point and Annapolis and, in the meantime, get rid of everyone at Zoomie Tech and start over, in a different location, to try and get away from the Christian Taliban.

There's a nice ex-SAC base at Loring, Maine. Put the new school there. With all new people.

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