Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
5 comments:
Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama were serving America by trying to get themselves elected President.
Oh, wait - was that line copyrighted by US Robots and Mechanical Men Corporation? Dr Azimov would be proud. By the way, does this make Anne Romney Dr Susan Calvin?
Except I doubt in Anne Romney is anywhere near as smart as Dr. Calvin.
In some way, I felt sort of sorry for Issac Asimov, as everything he wrote was judged by his short story "Nightfall." It must suck to have done what was arguably your best work at age 19, but when you think of it, Albert Einstein arguably did his best work when he was 26 and then spent 50 years expanding/living off of it.
Would that I were so smart.
Now, see, I liked "Nightfall" but his seminal work, IMO, was the Foundation Series, despite the internal contradictions. But I read most of the Robot series in high school and was enthralled.
Two things:
(1) Thank you Chris Dodd, you saw your duty and did it.
(2) I thought we PAID these other people to be you know, representatives of the people or something. It always bothered me that the only people that have time to run for office are the people we elect to other offices....
Anon, let's not forget that Rudy has been taking oodles of money from his no-show job for most of the time he has been running, money that has come, in large part, from nations that are less than friendly to the US. He only stopped when he got tired of being asked about it.
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