Yes, the Brits are going to ban inexpensive weapons, but since they've pretty much made the ownership of firearms illegal, they are going after samurai swords. Only cheap ones, they say. For now.
One would presume that after the Brits get done banning swords, they'll go after sticks and stones. You'll have to get a police permit to buy a 2x4, any bricks or, for that matter #2 pencils. And you can forget buying a knife with a pointy end in the UK, if they have their way about it.
I say the next time that the Jerries are getting geared up to invade the UK, we stand aside and let them. The Brits will be surely able to defend themselves with their nerf cricket bats and rubber bricks. And they can sign their articles of surrender with a crayon.
Cat Pawtector!
3 hours ago
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When I read idiocy like that I give thanks to my gggg-Grandpaw Uriah for stealing that cow and getting sent to the colonies for punishment back in 1732.
If not for him I'd likely be a subject instead of citizen.
AGT, I love your blogger name!
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