Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Banning Saturday Night Specials; British Edition

Yes, the Brits are going to ban inexpensive weapons, but since they've pretty much made the ownership of firearms illegal, they are going after samurai swords. Only cheap ones, they say. For now.

One would presume that after the Brits get done banning swords, they'll go after sticks and stones. You'll have to get a police permit to buy a 2x4, any bricks or, for that matter #2 pencils. And you can forget buying a knife with a pointy end in the UK, if they have their way about it.

I say the next time that the Jerries are getting geared up to invade the UK, we stand aside and let them. The Brits will be surely able to defend themselves with their nerf cricket bats and rubber bricks. And they can sign their articles of surrender with a crayon.

2 comments:

Gun Trash said...

When I read idiocy like that I give thanks to my gggg-Grandpaw Uriah for stealing that cow and getting sent to the colonies for punishment back in 1732.

If not for him I'd likely be a subject instead of citizen.

Comrade Misfit said...

AGT, I love your blogger name!