Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, December 14, 2007

Why Karen Hughes Will Burn in Hell

Because Bush said this about her, at her adios, motherfuckers goodbye party at the State Department:

"I wouldn't be standing here without Karen Hughes."

For that reason, and that reason alone, she gets to burn forever.

Maybe, when Stupie McNumnutz is sitting at the defendant's table for his war crimes trial, he can think of those words and how, if he hadn't met Hughes (and Rove), he'd be playing a round of golf in Texas instead of living in Slobodan Milosovic's old cell.

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