Why Karen Hughes Will Burn in Hell

Because Bush said this about her, at her adios, motherfuckers goodbye party at the State Department:

"I wouldn't be standing here without Karen Hughes."

For that reason, and that reason alone, she gets to burn forever.

Maybe, when Stupie McNumnutz is sitting at the defendant's table for his war crimes trial, he can think of those words and how, if he hadn't met Hughes (and Rove), he'd be playing a round of golf in Texas instead of living in Slobodan Milosovic's old cell.