Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Early Bird; Police Brutality Division

The latest crop of probies from the Idaho State Police Academy have announced their intention to commit acts of brutal violence upon the unfortunate citizens of Idaho.

Their motto: "Don't suffer from PTSD, go out and cause it."

Gee. I guess they haven't advanced much from the day when the cops used to carry clubs that they openly acknowledged were used to beat minorities. Either that, or the flagrant disregard for the rule of law evinced by the Chimperor's minions has percolated down to Idaho.

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