Words of Advice:

"We have it totally under control. It's one person coming from China. It's going to be just fine." -- Donald Trump, 1/22/2020

“We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here..and isn't it refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama."
-- Trump Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 2/25/20

"I don't take responsibility for anything." --Donald Trump, 3/13/20

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Ya Gotta Be Shitting Me; Labelling Edition

My sister gave me a target-shooting game; it uses little darts to shoot at ping-pong balls that are floating on columns of air. The gun looks like this:

The box has this warning on it:

"IMPORTANT: any person who changes, alters, removes or obliterates any coloration or markings that are requirements by any applicable state of (sic) Federal U.S. Law or Regulation for any imitation firearm in any way making the imitation firearm look more like an actual is guilty of a misdemeanor. Also any display or brandishing of an imitation firearm in public which may cause confusion may be a crime."

Yep. Only in a Looney Tunes universe does this thing resemble a real gun.

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