Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

GOP: Believing in Free and Fair Elections, Oh, Since Never

How the GOP stole the 2002 Senate election in New Hampshire.

How the GOP stole the 2004 Presidential election. And here. Note that the exit polls in Ohio had an error rate of over 6% and normally they have an error rate of under 1%.

This is why George Bush is so cozy with Vladimir Putin: They are nothing more than two suits cut from the same bolt of undemocratic totalitarian cloth. Except, of course, that Putin is far smarter.

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