Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Coincidence?

Texas leads the nation in police officers killed in the line of duty in 2007 (roughly one every sixteen days).

Texas leads the nation in executions with 60% of the total executions in 2007 (averaging one every two weeks).

While the news is blaring the "more officers died in the line of duty in 2007" factoid, take a look at the statistics in the news article. Physical causes, including heart attacks, count for 18 deaths. (Heart attacks?)

More questionable is that five Air Force cops were killed in a bombing in Iraq and they are counted. They were killed in a combat zone just like any other soldier. Counting them as "police line of duty deaths" makes me wonder if the flexible accountants in Fort Fumble didn't count them as being killed in combat in Iraq.

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