Words of Advice:

"We have it totally under control. It's one person coming from China. It's going to be just fine." -- Donald Trump, 1/22/2020

“We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here..and isn't it refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama."
-- Trump Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 2/25/20

"I don't take responsibility for anything." --Donald Trump, 3/13/20

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Friday, December 21, 2007

Bad Day At the Office?

You might want to be in a place that's safe for laughing.


Phil said...

Thank you, I feel much better now, that was hysterical.

Merry Christmas EB.

Lurch said...

Excellent. Sometimes a little positive action provides more relief than 4 aspirin, 3 Darvocet or 19 minutes with a squib.

BadTux said...

Bwahaha! Once I had a keyboard that the "s" key started sticking on. I tried cleaning it out but it still kept sticking. Finally I just ripped the keyboard off the front of my computer (USB keyboard plugged into front of computer), calmly walked out to my patio, and... "WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!" against the pavement until it was in little pieces.

Then I walked out and went and bought another keyboard.

The pieces of that keyboard stayed scattered all over my patio for almost a month as a warning to my new keyboard.

- Badtux the Keyboardin' Penguin

Comrade Misfit said...

And happy holidays to you, BN.