Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Thou Shalt Not Tease a Tiger

For if you do, the tiger may rip your lungs out.

There is an unconfirmed report that the three men who were mauled by a tiger were teasing her. Blood and one of their shoes were found inside the moat and there is circumstantial evidence that stuff was thrown at the tiger.

Note that the tiger ignored everyone else, she only went after the three men who were at the scene. That may add weight to the supposition that the three were teasing the tiger and she was not pleased with that.

Hard to blame the cops for this one, but if the report is confirmed, then the cops shot the innocent party.

And if the report is confirmed, we have a finalist for the 2007 Darwin Awards, as well as two "honorable mentions."
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