Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, December 28, 2007

Peace On Earth If You Go to My Church, Otherwise, Fuck Off

Greek Orthodox and Armenian Apostilic priests brawled inside the Church of the Holy Nativity. They were beating on each other with sticks, stones and iron pipes over who got to clean what part of the inside of the church, as part of preparing for the Orthodox Christmas. Four people were wounded before the Palestinian police (probably all of whom were Muslims) broke up the brawl.

Way to go with the whole "peace on Earth, good will towards men" stuff, guys.

2 comments:

Phil said...

A headline at Fark goes to the Denver Post telling of a guy who landed his single engine plane after the fraking prop fell off.

http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_7824762

Comrade Misfit said...

I saw that. Piper Malibus seem to have a higher rate than normal for engine failures. Much higher than normal, I think.