Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, December 14, 2007

Friday Cat

Jake.




Gracie hasn't been feeling too well, she got a case of the trots. One thing I've learned over time is that if you have indoor cats and one of them gets the runs, the likely suspect is the food. I tossed the bag of food that I had been feeding them and opened up a fresh bag. It seems to have done the trick.


Gracie was probably happy for that, as she got two good butt-washings out of this and she hates it when that happens. My real astonishment, though, was that it wasn't George who got the trots, as he has been the most susceptible to that happening.

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