Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, December 14, 2007

Friday Cat

Jake.




Gracie hasn't been feeling too well, she got a case of the trots. One thing I've learned over time is that if you have indoor cats and one of them gets the runs, the likely suspect is the food. I tossed the bag of food that I had been feeding them and opened up a fresh bag. It seems to have done the trick.


Gracie was probably happy for that, as she got two good butt-washings out of this and she hates it when that happens. My real astonishment, though, was that it wasn't George who got the trots, as he has been the most susceptible to that happening.

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