Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Oh, C'mon, Fred Thompson Cannot Be That Clueless, Can He?

I heard on "Countdown" tonight that Fred Thompson said that the Soviet Union would not be very helpful in dealing with Iran.

I thought, "nah, that's got to be wrong."

Nope:

"We're seeing some success with some minor economic sanctions right now. I think the best way to describe it as probably aggravating the Iranians more than anything. It's not really hurting them. I'm afraid that the Soviet Union & China are not ever going to do anything that's going to hurt them that badly but we need to ratchet those up if at all possible."

I can understand that Fred isn't up on anything that happened in that part of the world since he filmed his bit part in "the Hunt for Red October." But in case any of Fred's staff has reason to swing by this blog, they might want to point out to ol' Fred that the Soviet Union formally dissolved in December of 1991.

Sixteen years ago, Fred. A child born on that date is eligible in most states to drive now. That has to be about the dumbest thing a Republican candidate has said since Gerald Ford denied that the Soviets controlled Poland in 1976.

So the answer to my question is a resounding "yes, he can be that clueless."

1 comment:

Sevesteen said...

Nowhere near as stupid as the average George W. un-scripted remark.

I think it is fairly minor, like calling the Chinese city Peking instead of Beijing. Russia took over most of the USSR's international "stuff" when the USSR fell.