Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

A Modest Suggestion

I suggest this:

Take everybody who does not think that waterboarding is torture, such as Senator Kit Bond, or everyone who is unsure, such as attorney General Mukasey.

And waterboard them. Ask them some serious questions and waterboard them to get the answers.

If someone such as John Yoo thinks that beatings short of organ failure is not torture, then beat the living shit out of him. If Rudy Guiliani thinks sleep deprivation or other techniques are not torture, then subject him to it.

What Daniel Levin was in the Justice Department and he wanted to know if it was torture or not, he had himself waterboarded. And he came away convinced it was torture.

If you think a form of questioning isn't torture, then subject yourself to it.

3 comments:

Vicki said...

That is indeed a modest suggestion. I would suggest that those persons should have to watch while their mothers, fathers, sons, daughters, spouses, pets, etc. get treated to free simulated drowning.

Comrade Misfit said...

I do like that suggestion, Vicki. I suspect that some of those bastards wouldn't turn a hair at that, though.

BadTux said...

If anybody thinks that if they strapped their two year old child to a board then suffocated said child with a damp cloth until near death, then repeated this several times, that they wouldn't be hauled off and buried *under* the jail for child abuse, I have some oceanside property in Nevada to sell them. And if it's child abuse if done to a child, it's torture if done to an adult. Period. End of discussion.

- Badtux the Intolerant Penguin