Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Sigh

There's a winter storm forecast and, as I knew the cats' litter boxes needed changing, I decided I'd better do it tonight, as the pavement's dry, so it's a lot safer now to be hauling in new litter and taking the old stuff to the dumpster. That was not a whole lot of fun, what with the lifting and toting (since I cracked a rib last week). I shook out the mat the litter boxes rest on and vacuumed up (more fun).

But the added bonus was that Gracie had a short bout of loose stools and got crap on her haunches. So not only did I have to plop her hostile and uncooperative ass in the shower to wash her butt, I had to wash a load of the towels I put on my bed and the furniture just for such eventualities. And I was never so glad I did that as I was tonight.

Then one of the cats (probably her) yocked up a food-puke while I was at work and did it under the dining room table. I figure that I worked a solid hour after I got home on cat-related chores.

Yes, I still love them.

2 comments:

Phil said...

Dang, sorry to hear about the rib.There aren't many things more miserable than cracked ribs.They seem to hurt forever too.

Comrade Misfit said...

Ibuprofen is my fren'.