Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Stuff I Don't Give a Frak About

How many baseball players are using steroids or other drugs. What sort of idiot thinks that a guy who has a shot at a contract to get paid millions of dollars to play baseball, a guy who has no other talents, is going to say "no, I'll pass on that $25 million paycheck because I don't want to use drugs."

Of course those guys are going to do everything they can that will give them an advantage. It's no different, except for the personal risk to their health, from using a corked bat or throwing a spitball.

That Jodie Foster is a lesbian. She is a fine actress and who the hell cares about anything else?

1 comment:

Phil said...

I don't care about her sexuality, I have always thought she was pretty and she seems to get better looking as she ages, a rare feat.
Have you ever seen her movie 'Nell'?
I just love that movie,maybe because my grandparents were from the south and I identify with it, I dunno. She performed beautifully in it and I was sorely disappointed she didn't get an Oscar for it,I thought she should have been a shoe in.