Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, December 15, 2007

Filibusters?

I keep hearing mention that the Senate needs 60 votes to shut off a filibuster, and that is the excuse that the Democrats are giving for not getting anything through the Senate.

So where are the filibusters? Why have there not been any?

If the Republicans are so willing to threaten to filibuster the Senate to a standstill, let them do it. Call their bluff and let's see if the voters agree or disagree with those tactics, instead of caving at the mere mention of the word.

But no, if the Republicans breathe the word "filibuster", Harry Reid and the leaders of the majority in the Senate fall to their knees and willingly perform oral sex on the Republicans.

Grow a spine, people.

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