Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, December 14, 2007

Why the Fuck Did We Elect These Guys?

Senator Reid is sending the FISA bill with immunity for the telecommunications companies to the floor. So Reid is lining up with Dick Cheney.

Other than blocking the appointments of a few chowderheads, what are the Democrats doing? How are they any different than the Republicans? They are sending Bush a war spending bill with everything Bush wants. They are sending Bush an energy bill Bush likes.

Other than generating a lot of hot air and column-inches, what have they done that is significantly different from the Republicans? They're happy to pass idiotic resolutions on Christmas, but forget health care for kids. About all they haven't done is try to prolong the life of a brain-dead white woman.

The Democrats may be amassing a huge war chest for the upcoming elections. But they are not getting it from anyone I know. Or from me.

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