Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, December 13, 2007

GOP Bullshit

The other day, on the way home, I heard a piece on NPR where Rep. John Boehner was trying to explain that no, his party was not merely a group of obstructionist thugs doing the bidding of Stupie McJackboots.

One thing I noticed is that whenever he had a chance to refer to the other party, Boehner called it the "Democrat Party."

Let's be clear on this: Deliberately mispronouncing the name of the other guy gives the lie to any attempt to portray yourself as being "reasonable". The Republicans say it that way because they have all of the ethics and integrity of a back-stabbing thug who thinks that the latest edition of Spiderman is fine literature.

The Republican Party is nothing more than the Communist Party with a different economic agenda. But they at least have the discipline of the Communists, unlike, say, the Democrats, who have neither spine nor discipline.

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