Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, December 13, 2007

If We Know You're Gay, We Will Discharge You From the Army

Unless there is a war on and we have to recruit criminals and idiots to fill our ranks. Then we are not going to lose sleep over having gays in the Army.
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1 comment:

BadTux said...

Yeah, this has been going on for a while. Basically, if you're in theater, they don't give a shit whether you're gay, an illegal immigrant, or Martian. You're a warm body, you're going out there on the line. I've heard this story multiple times from multiple soldiers over the years, including both gay soldiers and a couple of straight soldiers who filmed themselves having gay sex in hopes of getting out of Iraq (nope, didn't work, their commander merely looked at the images, said "that's disgusting", and sent'em back on patrol), and in all cases the chain of command is indifferent as long as they're in a combat zone. I think the thought is that if being gay is a problem with the dude's comrades, they'll frag him and the Army won't have a problem, and if being gay isn't a problem with the dude's comrades, the Army *still* won't have a problem.

It's when the troops get back home that the anti-gay jihad starts up, as the Rear Echelon Assholes start crapping all over the troops. Nobody's got time for that kind of shit in a combat zone. There's a job to do, and if someone isn't pulling their weight, he'll be pulling it soon enough or else.

12/14/2007 3:44 AM

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