Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

"How to Raise Sluts" Probably Wasn't a Good Working Title

Plans to publish Lynne Spears's book on child-raising were put on hold.

Lynne Spears is the mother of Britney, of "do lots of drugs and shave my head" fame. Britney's younger sister, Jamie, is 16 and 12 weeks pregnant.

Jamie was apparently named after her father, Jamie. Good thing for her that his name wasn't Beauregard. Or maybe not, for she might not have gotten knocked up.

(H/T to Wyatt)
Posted by on or about 20:51

2 comments:

BadTux said...

Bwhahah! Yeah, I saw this one pass by on Teh Google News but I don't do celebrity soma so didn't post it. Didn't stop me from having a giggle at the thought of the Spears' girls' mommy writing (or rather having someone ghost-write) a book on parenting...

12/20/2007 12:08 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

I don't usually do celebrity gossip, either, but this item was just calling out for an application of snark.

12/20/2007 12:34 PM

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