Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, February 26, 2010

Yank the Broomstick Outta Yer Ass and Lighten Up

So the Canadian Women's Hockey Team got a little carried away with their celebrating after they won the gold medal?





Big fucking deal. They are the champions of the world right now.



Let them celebrate and fuck everyone who can't take a joke.
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3 comments:

Joe said...

The champagne bottle with the fake Molson label is funny.

2/26/2010 4:20 PM
Don Brown said...

I come her for the culture. You can't find this stuff at just any blog. :)

2/27/2010 5:05 AM
Frank Van Haste said...

Dear Miss Fit:

It reminds one of the...umm...humorless misogynistic dimwits (yeah, that's about right) who went apoplectic when Brandy Chastain took her jersey off after the first womens' World Cup victory. I guess some things never change.

Regards,

Frank

2/27/2010 10:31 AM

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