Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, February 20, 2010

An Exercise in Ass-Covering

Short version of the DoJ ethics report: "Yes, our lawyers wrote some sloppy memos, but they really did nothing terribly wrong. There is nothing to see here. Go away."

Note that John Yoo said that the president could legally order a massacre of civilians if he felt like it. So I guess if a SEAL team showed up at Prof. Yoo's home in the middle of the night and put a bullet into his head, Yoo would not have a problem with that at all, other than possibly the "getting shot to death" part.

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