Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

"The Rain Was Sluicing From My Fedora and Down My Trenchcoat..."

"...as I walked down the filthy, mean streets and sucked on a cigarette. My gun, Betsy, was a comfortable weight under my left armpit. `How was it that I ever allowed myself to be talked into this gig,' I wondered."
Mike Hammer, spokesman for the National Security Council at the White House, said that there were no plans for the trip to Madrid, but that “the president is committed to a strong U.S.-E.U. partnership, and with Europe in general” on topics like Afghanistan, counter-terrorism, the global economy and climate change.
"Maybe the jury was out on this job, but one thing was certain: My gun was still quick."

(If you don't get the reference, go here.)

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