Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Do Not Be Pregnant in Utah

For if you have a miscarriage, you could end up going to prison.

I wish this was just a huge joke. But it is not. If you live in Utah and you learn that you are pregnant, you would be well advised to leave the state until your pregnancy is very far along.

(H/T)

2 comments:

Nangleator said...

Plainly, you shouldn't be a woman in Utah. Come to the other 49. We have some sane people.

Eck! said...

Handmaidens tale.

EOT

Eck!